Hari Ini dan Semalam

YESTERDAY.

yeah.
KNOW NO datang ke rumah.
KNOW NO dan MALECK datang ke rumahku semalam nak ambik beats.
URS bebeh ahahaha nk show off niiiiiiieeee.
they came again last night.
bawak saya kluar minum.
around 10.30pm.
n i ABANDONED harley heh.
malam tu jumpa FAIZAL ALEEPH n GZHOOD.
aku dah lama add GZHOOD kat myspace.
kiut doh muke.
mcm afiq asyraf pun ada haha.


lupa nak bgtau dorg taufiq suka dgr lagu PENJUAL KUEH haha.

TODAY.

i went to KUCHING EDUCATION FAIR at CIVIC CENTRE.
i met my friends.. Niraaj gay, syafiq gay, delton gay, hazwani, syafiq puss*, atirah gay and nabila.
so yeah.
me and niraaj like usual. BULI Mr. SYAFIQ aka P-whipped. heh. atirah kekal gila. hazwani sa best. delton mntak penumbok. kucai x menari hari ni. dem. and nab. ntah. mcm biasa kot.

a boring day but.. tonight

whoot whoot.
WAR WITH TINA LING LING A LING.

taufiq sedang berperang dgn tina haha. cpat tauf. win the battle for the sake of gaymen haha.

harley x on9 ka.?

O_O

TEMBUAL EKSKLUSIF.
LAPORAN PANAS MELODI.
TERJAH.

Reporter:Hello Mr. Joker... can you speak Malay.?
Joker: wtf.. Kemak juak. Aku org Melayu la. Knape. Ko nak ape.
Reporter: Naah. Takde ar. Ni ha nak tanye pasal insiden semalam.? Encik Pak Jenaka ada kena mengena ke semalam.?
Joker: Cibai lu Pak Jenaka. Panggil Joker sudah. Aaaaaaa takde. Aku off semalam.
Reporter: Eh Encik ni, cakaplah butul-butul. Kitorg sangap ni nak tau.

[Reporter melihat muka Cameraman dan Cameraman mengangguk-anggukkan kepala]

Joker: Eh korang tak paham bahase ke.? Aku cakap.. semalam... aku off. aku tak rompak Kedai Haji Tamrin semalam. Mak aku pon dah masak nasi kuning. Buat apa nak rompak kedai dia dan amik nasi kuning dia.?
Reporter: What The EFFF.. Encik Joker ada mak ke.?? Bukan ke encik ni UMO (unknown moving object lol)
Joker: err err.... kimak. Tu mak orang tapi aku culik. Ada masalah ka.?
Reporter: Ada. Yang ko culik mak orang lain apehal.? Ko nak mati ke.?

[Joker terus merenung dan lantas bangun]

Reporter terdiam.. Wajahnya mempamerkan ketakutan yang amat sangat..

Joker: Ko nampak nervous je. Kenape.? Sebab parut ni ke.? Meh sini. Meh sini.

[Joker memegang kepala reporter itu dan lantas berkata]

Joker: Dulu aku ade awek. Awek hot punye. Kuching mari. Dia terluka. Jadi dia sedih.. Hari-hari dia menangis. Terguris dan terhiris. Aku tak mau dia nangis lagi. Jadi aku ambik pisau Lipat ni dan buat cenggini.

[menjilat-jilat]

Lepas tu kau tau ape.? Dia takut tengok muka aku!! Dan wajahnya pucat. Dia tak lagi tersenyum. Aku marah dan bunuh dia. Dengan kejam. cincang 2705 kali. Dan aku minum darah dia. supaya dia sentiasa ada dalam diri aku. HOOHOOHEEHEEHAHA!! dan kau mengingatkan aku dengan dia.

[Reporter mempamerkan raut wajah yang serius]

Joker: Apsal serius sangat.??

JENG JENG!!!

seorang reporter ditemui mati dan dicincang sebanyak 2705 kali di Jalan Patingan.


p/s hanya rekaan semata-mata haha.

OMG. HE IS SO CLOSE. GET RID. shooh~.

I CAN FEEL IT.
I CAN FEEL YOUR ANGER.
I CAN FEEL THAT HE'S VERY CLOSE.

"right.??" **stares**

"still living in denial?
then who the HECK is this.??
THIS IS HER NEW JOKER."

~LOSA~

Aku Sebatang Penis

hari Ahad.
kalau cita pasal Ahad lpas.
mmg best la.
tp sejak insiden "ngeri" blaku, aku xsuka dunia.
eww.
aku benci~
semalam aku pergi ke Lemorraz Music Studio untuk soundcheck lagu semua.
sial aku xjumpa pada mulanya.
babi.
penat sungguh.
bila aku masok dlm.
wtf.
smue nak rap gangster.
pastu.
bila smpai turn aku.
aku terdengar Know No dan Aleeph sebut pasal PlasticBand, budak poyo kat youtube.
aku nak pukul dia.lpas tu.
aku suruh niraaj dtg.niraaj x dtg.
babi.sial kau niraaj.aku tpaksa balek sndiri.
hehe.
tp sblum balek.aku pegi SP n jumpe yew rong keje kat sane.
heh.
kitorg pgi tgk mainan starwars.hmm xlama lagi ckup duit nk beli satu set lagi utk aku.
sbb aku beli satu setLEGO utk ex-n.
ngam2 ada character yg best.aku suka.tp.xbest.sbb.bila aku bagi nnt.aku sedeh.cibai. nnt syafiq tlg pass kan ok.?
pukimak bena.

tadi pagi.
aku ke "istana".
tp bagi aku, tmpat tu dh jadi mcm.. tmpat utk sedihkan diri.
bye.

p/s ada org drive kereta aku tadi heh.

OMG. Joker needs his Harley Quinn.

WTFFARID.!!!!!!!!!!

wow.
the psychopath villain and Batman's arch-nemesis, the Joker needs his Harley ASAP. He's out of his mind.please somebody help him. he needs help. find him a "Harley". can somebody replace his HARLEY.?


Joker: WHAT.? What did you say.?? NO ONE CAN REPLACE MY HARLEY.!!!

Guy: w...w..wait... i was just joking..

Joker: I don't think it's funny, Mister.

Guy: Please.. please.. Don't kill me! Why don't you make last week's jokes.??

Joker: I'm never gonna do the same joke twice... What about a short story? Ermm.. a joke with some story.. whatever.. I have no time to think about it.. It's a true story tho.. (smiles..)

Guy:G...G...Go ahead sir..

Joker: MY NAME IS JOKER!! DON'T YOU EVER CALL ME SIR. I don't like it.. Well let's proceed with our tale.. Once upon there was a guy.. his name was Mr. F. He lived all alone. Until one day, he met a girl. The most beautiful girl in the world with the sweetest smile, Miss N. I don't know how to describe her beauty. YOU DO THAT POOR GUY (giggles..)
They became friends.. and after that.. they became.. couples. The sweetest couple you'll ever know. They lived happily.. HAPPILY EVER AFTER.. typical love story. but their love story is a bit different. You won't know cause i won't tell you haha.. They opened their own softdrink company, F&N and wow.. everybody loved it. They loved each other so much and nothin could stop them. Until one day.. one day.. Are you listening??

Guy: Yeah.. Of course I do.

Joker: Then why are you looking at me??? You should listen.. not see. One night.. F was so stressssssssssssssssss..that night.. was the valentino eve. He said something, accidentally, to her.. Do you know what it is??

Guy: Of course not.

Joker: Then I have to kill you now.

Guy: No, No, okay i know why.!

Joker: Then tell me.

Guy: Err... err...

Joker: Just keep your mouth shut and listen.

Guy: ....... (wtf)

Joker: He said somethin like.. "I rather die than spending my time chatting with you.." and she was soooooo upset and said "thank you for everything honey" NO. She didn't say that. She didn't call him Honey but F. Then.. She just left.. Mr.F tried to get her back. But failed.
He came to her castle and begged for her love.. But he failed. He tried and tried.. he didn't eat, didn't sleep.. but still.. she said.. " I CAN'T BE WITH YOU ANYMORE" he was so suprised and speechless. The End. HAHAHAHAHAHAH D'you find that funny??

Guy: No. It's not.

Joker: Of course.. Cause it's a BAD JOKE.

Joker grabs his head and positions the knife by her mouth

Joker: You look nervous.. Is it the cars.? Do you know.. how I got them..??

Guy: Empff... Empff... *noo...*

Joker: Well let me tell you.. So I had a girlfriend.. A real GIRLFRIEND. not for some bad shit purposes. She's so beautiful.. The most beautiful woman on earth with the sweetest smile. I don't how to describe her beauty.. I love her so much.. She looks similar to your daughter..
Same smile.. Same eyes.. I'm sorry cause I had to tie her up.. (stares at Poor Guy's Daughter) BUT WE BROKE UP LAST WEEK.. she left me.. I tried everything to get her back in my life but I failed.. She won't come back to me.. She won't return.. And when I came to her house.. She cried because of me.. She said She lap me so much.. just as much as I do but she refused to be with me back.. She cried.. She was so sad.. I don't want her to cry because of me.. I want her to be happy.. I want her to smile again.. I don't care about the scars in my heart.. So I stick a razor in my mouth and do this [the Joker mimics slicing his mouth open with his tongue] to myself.. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling! Eventho I feel so sad right now.. I'm lying to myself.. being a hyporcrite."

Guy:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joker: I'm sorry Mr Ahmad but I have to do this. I like to point a gun on my head.

Joker stares at Mr. Ahmad's daughter, Nabila Hani and say

Joker: "WHY SO SERIOUS.?"

BANG.

Joker mati begitu saja.

THE END.

p/s mind about the grammar. i wrote this around 3am

IT HAS BEEN A WEEK.

yes. a week.

bloody valentino.

DEMO, I STILL LOVE H.E.R HONTO E RAP.



yeah.

let's put a smile on that face awww~

Let's begin with the world's darkening...

Hi y'all. I'm Farid i'm 18 goin 19, gayshit SDTM bla bla wtf who wants to hear such crap. Who.? You.? Me.? f u. gi mampos.

1ST OF JANUARY 2009 YEAH.

HAPPY NEW YEARS PEEPS!

wait a sec. OMG. OMFG.yeah ulang suara. OMG. OMFG WTF etc etc. teruskan. malan nk layan~ WEYH farid ade blog weh. Farid.? He's got ay blog beybeh. SUPRISE!!!

someone like me (joker's tone) ada blog. wake up farid wake up. whats wrong with you mofo.

yeah. ok ok fine with this shit.

untuk tatapan sekeluarga.

amaran keras ye.

this blog contains sensitive issues. heh. those who wanna proceed, yeah kamon kamon.

sape2 taknak.. erm.. blah je r.okay first day first blog so what do you expect.? me showing pictures of ME and ma FRIENDS holdin some starbucks cup with uh, "we love starbucks" "starbucks r us" captions.and other places too of course. COFFEE BEANSHIT and BING (butul eh nabila wakakakaka)

ouh kamon. i'm proud to be ay malaysian yaww.NALING SATAY mari. SEMARIANG FOOD COURT mari. KEDAI MAMAK mari. xnak la show off tnjuk kaye awal bulan minum tmpat mahal2 pastu ada CAM-WHORING session dlm kedai mcm org gile. comel sgt la tu.? heh y'all SDTM** heh. adoilah~

--- ouh yes! forgot LIAO. i'm a STARWARS FREAK. so this blog will be full of STAR WARS shit. my action figures and stuffs. (yeah it's time for me to show off too meng!!) and of course about ma friends, bestfriends, tissues, toothbrushes yeah bla bla. and pasal budak2 NEN-CHI gak. (haha sharon musti paham)

AND OF COURSE MY MEOWWWWWWWW lol

enough talkin crap. this is just ay effin intro so yeah. no shit no more.

awww~

oklah, wa nak berak jap. salaam. aww~!

**Sia Kian Seng tau apa SDTM

~MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU~~