3 WEEKS MUHFUFU

yes.
it has been three weeks right.?
dem.


this morning, my cat MAWI lawan dgn WIBOWO aka the stray cat aka UNCLE WI. Mawi kalah dan saya juga terkena cakaran wibowo dan mawi di bahagian tangan seta kaki. Luka agak dalam yup yup dan darah mengalir2 bagaikan sungai di puncak gunung. dia xsakit. tp pedih. jd terpaksa pegii klinik sebab taktu infection dari wibowo yang sakit :( i love Wibowo... ekor dia ada org potong dan berdarah2... x percaya.? tanya Syafiq aka Catman aka Gayboi aka Pussy-whipped.

lpas sembahyang jumaat, saya terus pegi ke veterinar untuk hantar mawi bersama uncle OSMAN dan SYAFIQ SAPIAN. lpas doctro check, Mawi disahkan... OK. yeah. tp ada kucing kena langgar dan mati di klinik tersebut. saya berasa sangat sedih dan sayu. tuan punya kucen itu trus blah meninggalkan awek/bini/adik/kakak dia sbb xdpt terima kematian kucen kesayangan dia. meow. lpas saya trus ke klinik sebab kepala dh pening2 (byk darah keluar.. dan mungkin infection.?) ;dan kalau ada apa2 terjadi dgn saya saya akan serahkan semua action figures saya di bawah jagaan nab.. bukan syafiq hahaha.
dan saya pegi klinik panel dan bjumpa dgn doctor kegemaran saya, Dr. Asad yg sangat baik, merangkap kawan daddy saya. lpas tu dorg cuci luka saya n inject skit kat badan. tangan. bukan burit. syafiq. i repeat. tangan. tp lpas balik sy terus jadi pening dan mamai tp sy xtidor sbb ada syafiq dan kami berborak sambil menonton THE ILLUSIONIST. yeahh. syafiq blah lepas tu.

malam, mak buat nasi briyani and jemput syafiq skali tp syafiq kluar dgn family dia sbb syafiq gay. heh. tu je la kot.?


WAH. TOMORROW IS MY PERFORMANCE WHOOT WHOOT.

three weeks but still the same.

p/s: kucen saya bernama felix x terlibat. dan saya ada lagu HEARTLESS by Kanye versi FARID hahaha.

And..

And she called me last night.
2hrs n 34 mins. wtf.
And we talkd bout her drivin shit.
And about Korean songs.
And we talkd about ma 7th of March.
And we talkd shit.
And we tidoq.
but i aint tidoq.
I stayd up.

~

Farid = Bad Guy

Why.?

because
i am not a good guy.
i curse a lot.
i annoy people.
i make "people" cry.
and i made harley left me, the STUPID joker.
i made harley cried "terESAK-ESAK" and she said " i never cry like this before"
yeah.
well.
i'm a loser.
jerk.
crackhead.
i'm nuthin.
i cudn't make anything work.
why.?
cause i'm FARID.
yeah.
fuck.
i'm such a jerk.
i know.
but.
please remind me.
every single day.


p/s aku pergi solat jumaat and pakai baju melayu sama kaler dgn taufiq tp aiseymen, selipar xsama hari ni..
dan membuatkan aku merindui azee heh.

thanx nab.

BEDTIME STORIES, NABILA, BING, JAGUNG.

hey i'm back. ada orang suruh update blog ni. KMK UPDATE LAAAAAAAAA.
okay i went out with Nabila last tuesday (supriseduhh muthafuckas huh.?) gi matai la.


Tuesday, around 12.45pm.


boi: Hello, ktk dah siap.?
Nabila: Yeah, erm aa almost.
Handsome boi: okay, kmk akan smpai erm.. within 15 minutes.
Nabila: 15 minutes.? okay. aa wait.. 15 minutes.? okay okay




Mr. Handsome Boi tiba 45 minit kemudian hahaha. yeah. sorry baybeeehhhh~. My dad was busy that time. he had a meeting. so he "summoned" his staff to pick us up. Uncle Osman saved the day lol. He's my homie. when we arrived at Nabby's crib, i was suprised cause she didn't wear her NIKE sneakers, but a feminine-look shoe~ instead. haha. how funny. well she always look rich. Rich girl maa. heh. ada setan berbisik "habiskan duit dia farid~.." fuck no.

otw pergi STAR CINEPLEX, there's nothin interesting for y'all to know.

Tuesday, around 1.45pm
As soon as we arrivuhhh at Kuching's biggest "Kindergaten", i grumbled.


"kat ctok ktk mbak kmk.??" <------ yeah i can speak in swk.


well theyre renovating the place so yeah. you know. i don't like mess, dusts, noises LOL.
tanpa membuang masa kami terus terbang ke tingkat 9. yeah. movies..
we decideduhhh to watch BEDTIME STORIES, Adam Sandler baybehh~.. but if there's ay action-packed movie or horror shit i rather watch tem ngahaha.
come on, who wanna watch gore shit with a girl. anak mak lagi. ngaha

THERE YOU GO, BEDTIME STORIES.

okay ni lagi

mata dia besar gile babi. adam sandler cakap "what the fuck, i can feel pussy hair on ma head"

okay the movie was good, i like it. NO. WE LOVEDUHH MOVIE. red-colored horse(wtf), guinea pig with extra large eyes(wtf) the name was BUGSY, an old freak who hates germs.. over sgt.(wtf). heh yeah it's good man. really good ngahaha. if you're a guy, don't watch it with another guy. THAT'S GAY. that's why i didn't watch it with Taufiq (azee's brother). we might do some gayshit man haha.


okay the movie finishd around 4pm, nabila nak bawak pergi BING kabooom ni. tempat yang
seseorang. and mungkin jugak nabila.? suka pergi. SUKA PERGI okay.? wahaha. kami pergi sana naik Cab. (yeah i know, dia malas exersice). nabila pergi jumpa uncle taxi

Nabby: nak pergi bing.

Uncle Taxi: Maybank ka Public Bank.


hahaha. pastu xingat dah ape jadi haha. otw pergi bing, wtf this mofo (the cab driver) was speaking in mandarin. i'm lucky cause i understand some. but wtf man, there are two Malay in ur car (well me and nab r not 100% malay of course lol), you shud speak in Malay no matter who you talking to. dem it man. heh.

**forgot to ask nabila to take his photo.

IT's BING KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
okay, if ur going to BING, u must say KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM. Bazooka dah malatop. Ask Atieyrah, Nabila, n Syafiq. heh. aku xnak masok campo haha. okay skrg dh sampai BING KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOM. lol. first time in my life. wah wah nabila mmg dgn yakinnya trus bergerak ke kaunter(org slalu pergi maa) and we ordered Two caramel-bla-bla xingat, and lasagna(dem pizza xde, sapu lasagna jela). Nabila suruh order satu but i said no, make it two lol.

heh sambil makan² dgn lucahnya, kami chat. heh. xnak cakapla. lol. BING KABOOOOM such a nice place. ketenangan dirasai lol. patutla si "senjata api" suka pegi sini. heh.
bestfriend nabilaaa jugak. dgn atieyrah, dgn sapik, mia, jan cibai smua.


heh kalau si KABOOOOOOM suka amik pic sbelum n selepas makan (mengikut sumber la) aku amik SEMASA makan. haha. baru la real.

harley quinn and the joker.

nabila mengambil kesempatan ketika aku sedang tidur.

sumpah xnak tido lagi kat sini. ada hantu cilayan.

nak termuntah (org miskin.. xpernah makan tmpat org kaya lol)

IT'S RAINING. Now we really need tha umbrella, ella ella ey ey ey. nak kena balek gi parkson ni. adoilah. huhjan reda sikit lpas tu, kami terus TERJAH bak abe NAS AHMAD MELODI. aww.

abang sasa la rambut ketak~.

okay we crashd into parkson and jumpd to LG and bought some JAGUNG CORN for my mom.

yeaah.

then we wait outside lo. talking2 lo. and then my dad arrive lo. then we go back lo. cibai.

HEART the munky. xoxo.

THE END