wow.
the psychopath villain and Batman's arch-nemesis, the Joker needs his Harley ASAP. He's out of his mind.please somebody help him. he needs help. find him a "Harley". can somebody replace his HARLEY.?
Joker: WHAT.? What did you say.?? NO ONE CAN REPLACE MY HARLEY.!!!
Guy: w...w..wait... i was just joking..
Joker: I don't think it's funny, Mister.
Guy: Please.. please.. Don't kill me! Why don't you make last week's jokes.??
Joker: I'm never gonna do the same joke twice... What about a short story? Ermm.. a joke with some story.. whatever.. I have no time to think about it.. It's a true story tho.. (smiles..)
Guy:G...G...Go ahead sir..
Joker: MY NAME IS JOKER!! DON'T YOU EVER CALL ME SIR. I don't like it.. Well let's proceed with our tale.. Once upon there was a guy.. his name was Mr. F. He lived all alone. Until one day, he met a girl. The most beautiful girl in the world with the sweetest smile, Miss N. I don't know how to describe her beauty. YOU DO THAT POOR GUY (giggles..)
They became friends.. and after that.. they became.. couples. The sweetest couple you'll ever know. They lived happily.. HAPPILY EVER AFTER.. typical love story. but their love story is a bit different. You won't know cause i won't tell you haha.. They opened their own softdrink company, F&N and wow.. everybody loved it. They loved each other so much and nothin could stop them. Until one day.. one day.. Are you listening??
Guy: Yeah.. Of course I do.
Joker: Then why are you looking at me??? You should listen.. not see. One night.. F was so stressssssssssssssssss..that night.. was the valentino eve. He said something, accidentally, to her.. Do you know what it is??
Guy: Of course not.
Joker: Then I have to kill you now.
Guy: No, No, okay i know why.!
Joker: Then tell me.
Guy: Err... err...
Joker: Just keep your mouth shut and listen.
Guy: ....... (wtf)
Joker: He said somethin like.. "I rather die than spending my time chatting with you.." and she was soooooo upset and said "thank you for everything honey" NO. She didn't say that. She didn't call him Honey but F. Then.. She just left.. Mr.F tried to get her back. But failed.
He came to her castle and begged for her love.. But he failed. He tried and tried.. he didn't eat, didn't sleep.. but still.. she said.. " I CAN'T BE WITH YOU ANYMORE" he was so suprised and speechless. The End. HAHAHAHAHAHAH D'you find that funny??
Guy: No. It's not.
Joker: Of course.. Cause it's a BAD JOKE.
Joker grabs his head and positions the knife by her mouth
Joker: You look nervous.. Is it the cars.? Do you know.. how I got them..??
Guy: Empff... Empff... *noo...*
Joker: Well let me tell you.. So I had a girlfriend.. A real GIRLFRIEND. not for some bad shit purposes. She's so beautiful.. The most beautiful woman on earth with the sweetest smile. I don't how to describe her beauty.. I love her so much.. She looks similar to your daughter..
Same smile.. Same eyes.. I'm sorry cause I had to tie her up.. (stares at Poor Guy's Daughter) BUT WE BROKE UP LAST WEEK.. she left me.. I tried everything to get her back in my life but I failed.. She won't come back to me.. She won't return.. And when I came to her house.. She cried because of me.. She said She lap me so much.. just as much as I do but she refused to be with me back.. She cried.. She was so sad.. I don't want her to cry because of me.. I want her to be happy.. I want her to smile again.. I don't care about the scars in my heart.. So I stick a razor in my mouth and do this [the Joker mimics slicing his mouth open with his tongue] to myself.. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling! Eventho I feel so sad right now.. I'm lying to myself.. being a hyporcrite."
Guy:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joker: I'm sorry Mr Ahmad but I have to do this. I like to point a gun on my head.
Joker stares at Mr. Ahmad's daughter, Nabila Hani and say
Joker: "WHY SO SERIOUS.?"
BANG.
Joker mati begitu saja.
THE END.
p/s mind about the grammar. i wrote this around 3am
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