Introduction.. NOT.

NO!

2009-10-18T23:26:00.001-07:00

Ticket to Kuching, cancelled. adoi. sorry mum hehe.
say hello to my little friend, wibowo.

haha yela yela

2009-09-29T07:40:00.000-07:00

haha jom la kita ikat balik ya.
susah plak nnt aku yg kna piat sbb belit tali ehe.
jom berseronok kawan2!

ah jahitan berdarah.. SAKIT!! haha

Jom Heboh and Anime CON at Boulevard, Kuching

2009-07-27T06:30:00.000-07:00

Whut's up bizzles and hustlers. Me and my friends (Taufkotey~, Niraaj, and Azmi) went to Jom Heboh carnival. We went around 2pm.. waiting for our indian friend, Niraaj aka the balls. I thought it was going to be fun but not really. Aha. It was so hot and crowded with people from around kuching and maybe from serian, lundu, samarahan i don't know. We entered to this PUAKA KELIWON, so-called haunted house and it was damn funny. The ghosts were like walking around ang guarding at the same time. All the bitches were screaming like hell, and couldn't get thru so we just fuck around and take some pictures. And I wanted to take a picture with this silent ghost but the other ghost asked me and my friends to move. "Jalan bang~ jalan" LOL never saw that coming ahaha. Adam AF2 was there too. And Remi Ishak, the actor. Wanted to see Fara Fauzana but failed lol. NIRAAJ WAS THE ONLY INDIAN GUY. TOLD YOU IT'S GONNA BE A RACIST CARNIVAL HAHAHA.

budak india bernama Niraaj Chandran Nair

hantu yang menghalau

hantu yang kami nak

Niraaj.

adam.

ANIME CON ANIME CON ANIME CON hohohohoho. Me, Taufiq and his sister aka makcik Nysa rolled out to Boulevard at 8pm. The convention was okay, eventho not as good as those cosplayers from Japan but come on, we are not Japanese and I like their costume eventho they're simple. The figures collection displayed were awesome. Nysa was like "omg she's so cute.. this one is so cute bla bla" tapi bila aku suruh amik gambo dengan cosplayer tak nak. DEMN IT. ahaha. And there's one cosplayer, but I believe she didn't take part in the cosplay competition, she's so cute that Nysa was like "Farid I wanan take her picture, she's so cute bla bla" noboby was brave enough to ask her, and I was the only one who had balls to say somethin. It's not even like I was brave you know.. I JUST LOVE CUTE GIRLS IN COSTUMES haha. I think she's the cutest cosplayer. Taufiq was such a pussy. takut je lol. And guess what, I wasn't even wearing any costumes but theres a girl (she's from green road, a prefect, and she's an otaku, she's in Interact Club too last year, Liyana/Lii's BESTFRIEND) took pictures wtih me aha but the battery was flat, so they took pics with me using their handphone lol. I'm quite famous for a foreginer lol.

so cute.

nice right.? Avengelion pun ada.

nice Strike Gundam. (Aile Strike Gundam, other two froms are Sword Strike GUndam and Buster Strike Gundam kalau x silap.??)

me and Reno from Final Fantasy VII

she's lovely right.? aha.
TOLD YOU.

****more pics on my MYSPACE and FACEBOOK****
and ouh yeah, HAPPY BIRTHDAY AZEE, and HAPPY 14 MONTHS HARARARARARARLEY~

I will be creating my new site, for my artworks :D

and talk about anime/manga/cartoons check these out aha.

Sports Day, Ayam Penyet Pondan, Harry Potter,

2009-07-26T08:37:00.000-07:00

HEY HEY not HEHEY.

okay let's talk about SMK Green Road Sports Day weee. It was fun, met my old friends etc etc but yeah, I think last year's sports day was better. Cause they got more stalls, more happening etc. Brass Band kickd ass. They played Pudar by Rossa, and All The Small Things by Blink 182. And it's funny to see St. John Ambulance bizzle collapsed lol. I went there with Lil' K around 10am and went home Mr. Putit. (psst psst ada budak pengsan dan dibawa masuk dlm kereta cikgu putit and cikgu putit ketawa terbahak-bahak seraya berkata "awak ni xcukup pracitce adoi adoi ahaha." LOL it was funny) then on the way back home we talk about gay stuffs etc (studies, friends, school).

2nd day was better. Nothing much to say but it was okay.. erm yeah okay. Lachelle got her DSLR FTW woohoo. let's camwhoring together ah pou~.

Liyana dan lengan besonye.

Me, Lii, (lupak nama), Sara, Mizi.

Lachelle and Shirlyn.

Ayam Penyet Pondan~

Tuesday.... Me, Niraaj, and Delton went Tun Jugah and SP. at 9pm LOL. I wanted to buy transformers figure but too bad.. sigh. Then we went to Jalan Haji Taha to eat Ayam Penyet. HOHOHO that night was... AWESOME cause lotsa trannyz. Maybe around 15-20? Haha nice body man lol.

Harry Potter

Last Wednesday, me, Niraaj and his two gay friends went out and we watched Transformers 2 (again, 3rd time) and Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. The movie was okay, better than any other stupid movies (you know what i'm sayin.?) and it's kinda sad to see Dumbledore died. sobs sobs. And Harry did nothing.? FUCK YOU HARRY GO UNDER THE BRIDGE AND KILL YOURSELF AHAHAHA. hehe.

Tranformers 2 Revenge Of The Fallen, Acoustic Night, Ice Age 3,

2009-07-15T07:33:00.001-07:00

Revenge Of The Fallen

on the 24th of June (lol) me, Azee, and Taufiq went to Cineplex to buy movie tickets. What movie ju ask.? Of course, Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen. We wanted to watch that movie on the premiere night but too bad, the ticket was sold out one week before the show. effd up huh.? Then we went to Sugarbun to buy some Nasi Lemak, my mom asked me to buy em. Well, there's something interesting bout this Nasi Lemak Episode. I bought three Nasi Lemak, and the receipt was like 1.5 metre long haha. Don't believe me.? Ask Azee and Taufiq. I still have the recipt with me. lol. will post it up someday.

The next day, Transformers moment. Nabila and Syafiq reached there around 2pm i think. Nabila wanted to pick me up but i refused cause i made a promise to oh-so-beloved Azee NOT heh. So I drove my car to Azee's house around 3.15pm. Together with her were her siblings, Taufiq Emo, Udin, Nana, Azmi (cousin blakang rumah) and her friend, Siti Zuriana. Siti Zuriana is my friend as well. aka my classmate. EX-CLASSMATE. she's a good girl. On our way to Cineplex, we talked trash. With my jokes about people around me. Too bad Nysa wasn't there. You know why.? So she cud drive my car and Imma flirt with Azee behind LOL jk jk. With Udin and Azmi watching from the backseat.? hell no. LOL.

We met Nabila and Syafiq there. Sitting together with Saifudeen and Lil' K aka Kucai aka Emo King aka Emo boy aka Lord of Emo aka emo emo emo. I met my afro man too, Fahri whos now a photographer (yerrr budak up) and Syed Hafiz and his girlfriend, Irma. OMG she's getting prettier. My nose was bleeding. Before I met Azee, she was the one holding Azee's throne (if you know what I'm sayin bitches). Her sister is freaking hot, but I warn you guys, don't try to flirt with her. You just can't. Heh, and I told Taufiq about Syed Hafiz cause we met his Sister, Sharifah Nafisah aka Fishie at the library when we were shooting a short video for Syafiz's Pizza Hut Competition. SUZHAIMIZ, YOU'RE DA MAN. We then meet Norman, Faez and Nieja.

WOW. The movie was awesome. with Bumblebee's new Alt mode car, Concept Camaro 2010, which imma buy next year.. (HOPEFULLY :P), Optimus tragic death and dramatic resurrection, Skids & Mudflap aka The Twins's Nigga Moment, Arcee which has been splitted into three motorcycles, freaking awesome Sideswipe with his roller-blade feet, and other two senior Autobots, Ratchet and IronHide ma man.

Decepticons were AWESOME. Many of them landed on the Earth, this time they're colourful lol. Unlike last time, they're all like silver, grey, black, etc. Megatron with new arms and feet, Starscream with more action, and the FUCKING AWESOME DEVASTATOR~ well you know the big robot with one big tyre..? he's one of the Constructicons, which combines to become DEVASTATOR. But since he died on the beginning, he was replaced by another robot, Scavenger (god knows where he came from). I love the scene where Prime beat the shit outta 3 Decepticons: Megatron, Starscream and Grindor (he looks very similar to Blackout fomr the first movie). Megan Fox was FUCKING hot. Shia Lebauf acted well. Jetfire was awesome aswell. Funny old robot.

Well overal I give the movie 9.5/10. Why.? Cause I was so suprised cause Sideways only appeared for like a minute and got sliced into two by Sideswipe. Ain't they supposed to be Arch-nemesis.? And where's Sideswipe's brother.? And I really hte the balls joke. Just because Simmons was crawling underneath Devastator, they can just put two balls hangin like that.? Bullshit. It's just had to be there huh.? Eventhough I didn't see any ball-like parts from those vehicles, It's just had to be there. Alice with her tounge looks like Alien;s tounge. ain't it supposed to be her pussy.? lol. And why didn't they revive Jazz.? RACIST lol.

The movie finished at 6.45pm. And Nabila lost her precious handphone. Aaah shit. Bad day. we looked all over the hall with few workers but cudn't find it. sigh. Syafiq went home right after that, Kucai and Nieja too. And others (including Nabila) pimped in my car. Gotta send her back home. Then we all went to Tun Jugah. Dinner time. Something was bothring me. Wasn't in a good mood. Tried to hide it, luckily nobody noticed... except for Azee. Damn~ She asked me wether I'm okay or not etc. That's the difference between a friend and a pham. She cares about her so-called "brother" lol. We took pictures together there and went home around 8pm.

Faez, me, Taufiq, Azee.

ILEQ-ILEQ CAFE Acoustic Night.

Okay this shit was bad. Lack of practice, and the absence of our guitarist, and the only rap group that night. aaaaa. Luckily, my "spirit" came, AZEE~ and Taufkotey. Nabila xdapat datang. cause she's leaving on the next day.I was lucky cause we were the 3rd performer. heh. Not only me, Maleck was fucked up too. haha. Luckily Damya sang well heh. The song we performed that night were All Falls Down and Stronger. We went to The Bing right after that. The Bing with 1001 memories in Kuching. Since I didn't my money that night taufkotey paid the beef lasagna for me and I then I bayar to Azee then I have no idea what happenzz next. haha. Some pictures at THE BING.

Lasagna~

Sorry Azee I had to put this on ma blog cause you look damn pretty here yo.

trust me. ;P

We went to Nabila's house after that. My mom baked a cheesecake and wanted to give it to her. So I drove Azee's car to her house. LOL. We came at 10.30pm lol lol. Azee hugged Nabila O_O the hell..? The two person I love doing some borderline lesshit in front of me.? And Taufiq, you were just watching the show.? LOL. You both shuud hug me lol. But yeah. Told ya, Azee is a nice girl. Kepada ULUL EILMEE, walau apa-apa jadi ko jangan la ngorat Azee okay.? Aku tak izinkan :D

Azee is the real friend. And of course you too Mr Emo Jr. aka Taufkotey~

ICE AGE 3 DAY.

Me, Taufiq and Norman watched Ice Age last wednesday. The movie was good. It was funny. Esp Eddie and Crash. And Diego too. And T-Rex adalah watak yang sangat baik LOL. I thot she's the badass dino who bite errbody's ass. Pastu balik rumah, tido. Taufkotey~

HEY PEOPLE, I'VE GOT BUMBLEBEE AND SIDESWIPE ACTION FIGURES WHOOT WHOOT. GOING TO BUY SIDEWAYS AND LEADER CLASS OPTIMUS PRIME.

**leader class means the big size. means the scale will be more accurate if you compare with the deluxe size action figures like bumblebee.

Transformers 3,4,5.

2009-06-24T09:03:00.000-07:00

YES. THAT'S TRUE. THERE ARE GOING TO BE TRANSFORMERS 3, 4, AND 5 in da futurezz. shia lebauf signed the contract for the sequel. yes yes yes and yes. Hehe and tomorrow I am going to watch Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen with Nabila, Azee, Taufiq, Udin, Nana, Syafiq, Norman, Saifudeen, Nieja, Siti, Kucai, Faez. I know the movie is going to hit the box office. 42 robots will be in the movie. Some new Robots are Skids and Mudflap ( The Twins), Jetfire, Sideswipe, Sideways, Demolisher, Arcee and Chromia and the purple motorbike autobot (The Sisters), Rampage, Breakaway, Autobot Wheelie, Smokescreen, Deep Desert Brawl, Ravage, Long Haul, Alice (human decepticon lol) , Mixmaster, Overload, Soundwave, Scalpel, and of course... The Fallen. I saw Constructicons and Insecticons in the trailer too heh. And I read some f***ing cmmnts like "ouhh its not chromia, it's Arcee" then why the hell chromia's figure is in the Revenge of the Fallen line.?? Somebody please explain. And I have Arcee's rendered images. But I heard she (yes, Arcee is a she) only appears in motorbike form. here are some of the pictures The Fallen yaww. Why the hell Megatron tranforms into a tiger lol. But Megatron's new figure looks like this but transform into a cybertronic tank. Arcee Arcee again. different one.The Twins (Skids and Mudflap)

LMAO. Bumblebee sounds like Nabby, Arcee sounds like Azee, and Optimus Prime is me because Optimus is similar to Firdaus lol and Prime in BM is Prima. Prima = Media Prima = TV3 = Dato Farid ahahaha. and Fallen sounds like Farid too lol. Ravage is Taufiq haha. Syafiq is Scalpel haha. Niraaj is Faraj lol. Niraaj is erm.. Rampage la. Udin is Smokescreen or Starscream. Kucai will be JEtfire jak la haha. robot tua ada janggut.

told u he got beard lol.
Jetfire is the shit FTW.

Just now me, Faez, Miesha, Jan, farah, and Chong went to Nabila's house. BBQ. Syafiq was supposed to attend but he ahaha. EMO. it was fun and tiring. Nabby the Nanny kidnapped me around 10.30am. WTF heh. then we went to Supermall to buy some shit. And went to her house around 12 and then around 1.30 we went out again, this time saya pandu.. MANUAL. it was fucked up tho lol. and then when we reached home, Miesha dah sampe. pastu faez sampe. pastu gelap skit farah sampe. pastu jan sampe. pastu chong sampe. pastu puff jadilah koko krunch.

Around 9.30pm i went to damya's house with aleph and Maleck to practice some shit for our upcoming performance (this friday at ilek ilek cafe, jalan haji taha) but turned out we enjoyed the sound system in her house. demn it was awesome. jangan jeles ARIA haha.

ramai2.

Faez control lol.

Lucah

maseh memanggang lol.

satria.

it's been a while. no, it's been a long time.

2009-06-10T10:14:00.000-07:00

"I'LL BE BACK". i didn't say that last time but yeah, i'm back.

ay yo. it's me farid :D
i'm back.
to aria and niraaj.
GET A LIFE U BOTH. MOK UPDATE BLOG LA TOK. BUSY DOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. BONGOKKKKKKKKKK.
ehem ehem okay.
sepanjang pemergian saya.
banyak yg telah terjadi cewah.

Okay first let's talk about X-MEN Origins: Wolverine. that movie is awesome. effin awesome. I was in the movie. Yeah everybody knows that. Yup yup correct. Gambit. That's me. Well it was supposed to be Gambir but um.. screenwriter said that name is not for commercial use haha. The visual effects were great but I don't understand why people keep saying that the movie wasn't great. "too much CGI bla bla need real stunt actions bla bla" come on haters why don't y'll just direct that movie and show us what u can do~ heh. It was kinda funny how a guy with a cool superpower gt killed.. EASILY. Yea, i'm talking about John Wraith or his X-Men's name Kestrel, potrayed by will.i.am. Killed by Sabretooth. I think I know the answer. Cause he's black. Trust me even if he has the strongest mutant power ever, black muthafufu gon die eventually. And why the hell Maverick and Deadpool died.? Deadpool is one of the X-Men members u moron lol. And Gambit only appeared around 8 minutes.?? urghhhh.

roar.

yea I know Kestrel dies in the movie but hey, I won't say no to money cause I'm black. -will.i.am

I watched the movie with Faez, Nabila, Aria, Atirah and Hazwani. Then we met up with Syafiq the gaylord and Niraaj the gayking. We then played bowling. Hazwani was the champion. gua bagi can. heh. Now let's talk about my cats. Yes, cats aka meow. I have many pics of my cats. New pics of course.

mawi

lim

felix

wibowo and kesuma.

For more, BLAH to my myspace or facebook. :D
or friendster maybe.?

And yes. Azee is back. :D

ouh yeah. 2705. Anniversary. Demn. Kenny Roger's Roasters lulz. At the spring. The next day, 2805 went out with Azee. We watched Angels & Demons. I hope she still remember Ewan's quote. "we are at the middle of war. We've been attacked from the inside." and also Luke. Sounds familiar huh.? Yes I'm talking about the " a long long time ago in a galaxy far away" thang. We laughed in the cinema. Seriously A&D reminds me of Star Wars. Then we went to Raja Ayam Penyet. Urgh, Azee made me makan the belacan. sebab kalau xmakan.. xkan ayam n nasi saja.? pfft. Then we bought some burgers at Kampung Boyan. Reached home at 11.55am haha.

3005 I was left alone. Parents went to overseas demn~ Got a new camera too. it's a 12 Megapixel camera with 720p HD video. Okay it's not in 1080i or 1080p, but a digicam with a HD video is not bad huh.?

"my name is Will.i.am" "ouh yah.? I am Wonder Woman" ..... "I am Optimus Prime then"

Koala Bear

12MP Digicam with the power of Semi-pro DSLR.

Kantin Sekolah

I am your Teddy.

Boxing time.

My name is Niraaj Chandran Nair.

hoho yeah it's BLACKBERRY.

it's not grainy :D

JENG JENG JENG JENG JENG~

0606 Me, Nabby, Syafiq watched Terminator Salvation. That movie was awesome, seriously. and Arnie was in the movie too. But not him. Just Computer Generated Image of him. And yeah, just like in the prequels, director berkata "Arnold, you have to be naked if you wanna be a Terminator". Urghh Skynet is a high tech programs but still lack of kesopanan dan kesusilaan. Give T-800 some clothes man. Christian Bale did it well :D "This is John Connor"

connor, T-600, marcus

Last Tuesday, I went to Yun Yew's house. BBQ shit. Hoho we had fun that night. Me, Jonathan, Yun Yew, Nasha, Jason, Nigel, Kat Yeong, Pamela, Charlotte, Sik Hsiang, Christina. And Yew Rong too. Via MSN. Webcam shit. I only add Nasha/Yun Yew's fried rice, Chicken Balls, Nuggets, Sausages and cake. halal beb halal~

I watched T4 again yesterday, this time with Taufiq, Azee, Norman, Siddiq, and Aaswan. yeah Taufkotey~ is back. Seriously, orang ramai macam ****. Hah panas-panas pakai mafla, dalam gelap pakai shades. Well, Malaysian. Cakap banyak pun tak guna. Dorang tetap nak ikut barat walaupun tangan masih ada bau belacan. Kata-kata Hafizah Farah aka Miley Cyrus wannabe aka Miley Virus, "cdak ya OL bha".

and yes, thanx for the Shutter Shades, Azee :)

Norman and Aaswan = taller,
Taufiq = tougher and stronger,
Azee = prettier and hotter,
Siddiq =harder, better, faster, stronger, LOL.

COMING SOON.
LIGHTSABER DUEL IN HD

tagged by Sassy

2009-05-08T20:42:00.000-07:00

1. Does it matter to you if your boyfriend/girlfriend smokes?
Before she die because of lung cancer, i better kill her first hehe.

2. How about drinking?
None of tat either

3. Do you like someone you can't have?
scarlett johansson, marshanda, velove vexia, emma watson. not some kind of big fat scottish fold like MARU. It knows it is sooooooo fat but still trying to get into a small box. but very cute, indeed. love maru. F sassy lol jk jk.

4. If someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you?
Do nothing.

5. What's your favorite sport?
Basketball, American Football, Soccer.

6. It's Saturday night, and you're home alone. What do you do?
Rapping lol. online, drawing.?

7. Do you like roller coasters?
Muhfcuka rolla costa is the shit man. NEEEEERRRVVVVEEEEE,

8. When is the perfect time to have a bf/gf?
When everything else falls into place.

9. If you could date any celebrity, who would it be?
Charlize Theron and all in no.3 lol.

10. What are you doing this weekend?
Going out to The Spring with my parents n go to Sushi King like usual maybe :)

11. What is your favorite restaurant?
Bangals and Kelana Seafood.

12. Have you ever hugged someone?
Have you, sir.?

13. Ever kissed someone you weren't attracted to?
Hmmm no.

14. Do you like anyone right now?
Hell-O yeah. :)

15. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Eyes and her smile.)

16. Which do you prefer, Beach or Mountains?
Beach.. Wet wet shit. and sounds similar to BITCH.

17. What kind of phone do you have?
cik Norkia Lime Lime Tige Sifar.

18. Computer or Laptop?
what is ur fucking questions actually.? well this is my answer. I have a computer and two fuckin laptops (dad's), and i use computer cause i'm using professional tools to do and make professional stuffs which requires GOOD requirements. BODOH.

19. Jeans or Sweats?
Jeans

20. Which year(s) has/have been the best so far?
2004 2006 2008.

21. How old are you gonna be on your next birthday?

fuck u. 20.

22. What should you be doing right now?
Breakfast.

23. What is your favorite TV show?
Bleach, Det. Conan, Smallville(dulu r heh), Robot Chicken, Clone Wars Series (not the old animated series bitch) and Puaka Niyang Rapik haha. (yg lain xingat la)

24. What's been your last purchase?
FORCE-FX LIGHTSABER. in your face syafiq lol. naah. Another Clone Trooper figure.

25. Are you attracted to girls/boys that smoke?
wtf. emo la ko ni.

26. Have you ever fallen on your butt in front of a crowd of people?
dkat KL, banyak kali. and other states too.

27. What do you do when you're at home?
Drawing, Recording, Rolling around, Jumping, Play with cats.

28. What is your favorite subject?
THe Knowledge of the Force.

29. What's the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Having a loving family, and special frens who make life so colourful, Harley (die SELALU lupe ni) and ______________________.

30. Tag 10 people:
10?? I dnt have tat many frens. Sobsob.

1. Nabila.

2. Atirah.

3. Wani

4. Syafiq

5. Azee

6. Taufiq( haha dia xde)

7. Niraaj

8. NIraaj's imaginary friend 1

9. Niraaj's Imaginary friend 2

10. Nasreen.

** sorry tapi niraaj memang kuat imagine.

Taggy Tag

2009-05-04T07:19:00.000-07:00

Tagged by Nabila Hani bte Ahmad (Kampung No.6)

1. What song do you want to dedicate to your friends?
Life Goes On by Tupac

2. Why have you chosen the song? Explain the lyrics.
Hmm, this is song is about you still have to move on even after your bestfriend died, even if you're messed up, even niraaj raped your cat etc. So yeah, Life Goes on mate.

3. What type of guy do you fancy? Describe him.
A Jedi knight haha. Come on i'm not that gay.

4. If you could be one animal, what animal would you want to be?
Hmm a cat or a cheetah. but not like Sassy. You know what I mean haha.

5. What quotes from movies that are memorable to you? List down 5 of them.
Batman: It's not who you are underneath, but what you do that defines you.
Joker: Why so serious.?
Darth Vader: Luke, I am you father. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (hahaha)

OKAY THIS IS NOT FROMA MOVIE HAHA.
Clifford D. Louis and Hiruma Yoichi from Eyeshield 21:
Clifford used his godfrmn professional mind trick and awesome strategy against Hiruma the genius motherfucker.

Clifford:Who the target is doen's matter. With only his speed, he (Panther) will forcibly hold you down.

His trick succeed. Hiruma got sacked by Pahter's Blitz..

Clifford:There is no need to use each time, Panther and his Blitz surpassing the speed of light. We just have to show them the strengh of this trump card. Do you know how to handle cards now.? As long as I can make you think "maybe he will play this card", brat Hiruma.

Sena and HIruma planned something against Clifford.
Hiruma: It's alright if you left your zone of defense empty! Leave everything behind to Agon and Shin!! And take down Clifford even if you die!!
Clifford: Entrusting the defense to Agon, who's finally play for the team, and Shin.. and taking me down with Sena's Speed.? Not bad but.. THAT ONLY MAKES YOU A COPYCAT. well I guess you've listened to my lecture well. Well done, trying to do what your teacher taught you, brat.

Sena's Blitz was dodged and Clifford was free of mark. Suddenly the man with godspeed-impulse appeared before Clifford.

Agon: aah.. who is free of mark.? Kukuku, well i guess it's not bad you'll have seen a nice dream beofre dying.
Clifford:!!!!!!
Reporter: Two man blitzing.??!!!
Hiruma: A reckless plan with two player blitzing when Clifford is the opponent, I don't remember having said that.
Kurita: Then why Agon is here.?
Banba:It's what Agon decided on his own..
Agon: Team play.? There's no way I'd take part in crap like that, TRASH. Ever since earlier, my only thought was killing you, Clifford.
Clifford (monologue): This guy, he just acted like he had calmed down.. (and Clifford turned around)
Other players:He dodged it with a spin! that's right! If you consider speed, then Clifford is faster than Agon!! Clifford is awesome!! From that position, he managed to dodge two players and is going to pass...
Hiruma with his Evil Smile: Huh.? Didn't I just say it.? That it wasn't a plan with two players blitzing.. IT WAS THREE.. (Shin then appeared infront of Clifford!!)
Clifford: SHIN.?!!!!
Hiruma: Kekeke, at the instant Sena said he was going to blitz and take down Clifford, I knew there was no way this fucking dread would just sit down and watch..
Other players: Agon.. Sena.. and Shin.. a triple Blitz.?? With this, he's got nowhere to run.. they're just too fast.
Hiruma: Do you understand how to handle cards now.? I win as long as I can make you think "there's no way he'll play this card", Clifford-sensei.

CLIFFORD GOT SACKED BY SHIN'S TRIDLE TACKLE!!

6. What do you splurge on?

Food, action figures, comic books.

7. What are you watching these days on the television?
Just like Nabila and other slaves, Youtube is my TV now.

8. The darnest thing you've said in your life?
I'm not interested in a realtionshit... and the other one is... "I rather die die than we conversate -sate" haha.

9. When did you have you first date?
our second Thursday.. Long Khoong 2 and Superheroes Movie. lol.

10. If you could be in a movie, what movie would it be and what character you would like to portray and why?
The Dark Knight, as the Batman, or The Joker. BEcause in nolan's version of Batman, the storyline is DEEP and the atmosphere is erm.. more BATMAN-ISH haha. and of course, as Obi Wan Kenobi in Starwars cause I wanna be a Jedi and kill Anakin hehe and of course, make a prank shit to Yoda hoho.

11. Describe an experience that you'll never forget.
I sang to Nabila at the school gate. Belaian Jiwa, it was. haha I was like fucked up but come on, BE A MAN haha. and of course, Malam Kebudayaan Greenroad 2008 heh.

And who would you like to tag?
1. Nabila
2. Aria
3. Azee
4. Syafiq
5. Niraaj

What is No. 2. doing now?
I don't know. Dissing Damya or insulting a guy with a faggot.

Does No.5 and No.4 had a strange relationship?
Naah. Gay is not strange these days. So yeah, they are very happy now.

What one thing does No. 1 always remind you off?
Prefect and MAIN GATE haha.

How long have you and No.3 known each other?
Long enough to be my sister lol.

Fann Farid Fann Farid tapi dia bte ghazali haha

2009-04-26T19:32:00.001-07:00

kelihatan kelibat seseorang yang amat kurus dari jauh...
terbang jika ditiup angin..
apakah dia seekor pontianak.? tak mungkin..
dia terlalu ringan untuk seekor pontianak..
dialah...

LESBIANAS BERTERBANGAN.

yup nama dia sama dgn nama kakak aku tapi dia rakan karibku, teman seGAY dan LESBIANku tetapi aku (....deleted by author....) walaupun aku memBENCI kau fann, dan kau mengkhianati aku sepanjang mase tetapi membela aku dalam masa yang sama ketika berhadapan dgn AZIM JIWE KACO, kaulah rakan karibku yang paling aneh sekali.
kau tetap si cilake dalam hatiku haha.

NUR HARHANA BTE GHAZALI
HPPY 20th BIRTHDAY

lesbianas berterbangan

ANTI COMBIINATION ARTS OF IMPERIALISM
LOSER.

**kim salam ain eh. cilake budak tu.adik2 ko smue cacat hehe.

Farido is back.. semakin pantas dan garang.

2009-04-26T18:53:00.001-07:00

vroom vroom.
i'm back bitches.
i know y'all miss me so much esp niraaj heh.
and azee perhaps.?
:)

it's... RESSURECTION TIME.

okay last 14th April I watched Pantas dan Garang 4 (rawrr) erm.. with nab and... alone. don't ask me why. well the movie was good. I loved it. yes, i LOVED it, and now.. i hate it. why.? duh. i watched that movie again on april 18th. MONEY WASTED. haha.

i like the title "pantas dan garang" and i hope that one day ahmad idham will make a film with that title. well u dont have to be ashameDUH with ur own language. come on la. kalau bukan hgpa yg nak memartabatkan bahasa melayu, SAPA LAGI.? tokwan hang.? malu dgn bahasa sdiri eh, jd taik wani jak haha. heh.

p/s kepada sesiapa yg ada baca blog pasal review fast and furious 4 tu, well nab it has nothing to do with ur mum. it was us haha...

bersambung.... cepntt.

pantas dan garang... yang pantas... KERETA... yang garang, APA.? tokwan hang.
letty punya watak keluar sekejap je, bagus xyah ltak kat poster, nyemak je. bagus letak muka aku sbb aku berada dlm panggung lebih lama dr yang sepatutnya.

blogga.

2009-04-08T06:37:00.000-07:00

In the spirit of Tag-mas, here's a tag from the one they call... awesome.

Wat I did today which I didn't do yesterday:

1. Singing while holding my cat.

2. Met up with Nabila. Then Fifi the gayboi.

3. Fry them eggs while dancin to Rick Ross's "Every Day I'm Hustlin"

4. Pick Nabby up at Changiran. (Jauh daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa)

5. Go to Tupperware shop to change broken Tupperware.. (lifetime warranty beb)

I guess that's it bitches... Bt i'll tell u what i keep doing every single AWESOME day of my life. SHITTING.

Oh, i tag Azee and Aria.

10 months :D

2009-03-26T09:36:00.000-07:00

whoot whoot.
i wanna make it 12 months.
whoot whoot.
good memories are good to be remembered.

eh lupe.

2009-03-22T19:38:00.000-07:00

ouh yah n i called amirel too to wish him hesa muthafuckin birthday.
"hello, sape ni ade call tadi.?"
wahahaha.
klaka gile.
aku lupe diae mmg org melaka.
haha.

n linda yii thot i'm releasing my album hahaha.
soon linda, soon.

FOR THE REPUBLIC.

2009-03-22T09:05:00.000-07:00

aaah our plans were cancelled.
dem it.
nvm.
heh.
aaaaaa i called linda yii just now.
lol i miss that mofo har har.
shes a good friend.
i called her and we talked shit. OF COURSE.
and wow, she was rapping.
super fast.
she wasn't talking at all haha.
u know how fast I talk.
thats her speed haha.
shes in KL now.
TAYLOR.
hmm take care pal.
demm.
linda yii said "thank you for letting me go" wtf hahaha bodoh.

erm FUCK U.

because,

2009-03-21T21:36:00.000-07:00

my comments are nothin.
i knw it.

hanya orang yang mempunyai IQ yang tinggi saja boleh baca.

2009-03-20T20:19:00.000-07:00

Cubaan dari Tuhan, yea aku terima. Cubaan dari manusia, yea jari hantu untuk anda. Kenapa kita perlukan cubaan; selain daripada yang diberi oleh Tuhan.? Macam peperiksaan percubaan untuk SPM/STPM ataupun PMR/UPSR sekalipun. Perlukah benda cuba-cuba ni.? Sebab nak tentukan sama ada kita dah bersedia untuk menghadapai "peperangan" yang sebenar.? Nak tengok sejauh mana kemampuan kita supaya kita boleh bersedia dan berusaha lebih baik.? Duhh. Kalau kita boleh dapat keputusan yang lebih bagus untuk "peperangan" yang sebenar tak apa, memang menggumbirakan. Tapi kalau kita dapat dan buat yang TERBAIK untuk percubaan tapi akhirnya kita tumbang, kita tewas.. apa macam bro.? Bagaimana pula kalau kawan-kawan kita mengambil kesempatan semasa PEPERIKSAAN percubaan am/khas sedang dijalankan. Kononnya kita diberi peluang sekali lagi untuk menjalani proses percubaan untuk peperiksaan tapi sebenarnya tidak. Sedang kita asyik dengan peperiksaan, mereka sibuk mentertawakan kita. Ya. Ia hisap. saya tau (means, it sucks). tapi nak buat macam mana.? memang HISAP bila kita gagal dalam apa jua jenis peperiksaan. Kesedihan yang amat. Bagaikan apabila kita risau, rindu dan menanti kepulangan isteri kita di malam hari dan kita telah masakkan maggie asam laksa kegemarannya, sedang dia berdansa dan berdisko bersama rakan2 dan menikmati makan malam bercahaya lilin sambil disaksikan bulan dan bintang. Ataupun dia tidur bersama lelaki lain dan bersama dikhalayak ramai. Bukan saja kita akan berasa sedih, malah kita juga akan berasa malu. Malu, ya. Bila keputusan kita teruk, tahap KEMALUAN itu lebih teruk daripada apabila orang ternampak kemaluan kita atau kemaluan anda yang berkurap dan berkayap itu. Eew. Perasaan malu seperti apabila kita sentiasa berfikiran positif terhadap isteri terchenta (xkan smua kan.? ha ha) dan jiran-jiran serta kawan-kawan kita berkata-kata tentang isteri yang TIDAK lagi terchenta. Sedih kan.? Kalau boleh, ujian seperti ini haraplah dimansuhkan. Ujian percubaan UPSR/PMR/SPM/STPM haruslah juga dimansuhkan. Biar budak-budak tau terus rasa perang sebenar. Lain lah kalau pihak kementerian atau pihak sekolah cakap ia merupakan latihan. Bukan percubaan. Memanglah peperiksaan percubaan adalah latihan, tapi perkataan PERCUBAAN itu sendiri tidak kena. Kalau kita berperang, tak ada PEPERANGAN PERCUBAAN. LATIHAN PEPERANGAN ada. Tapi, mungkin itu juga salah satu sebab peperiksaan percubaan dipanggil sebagai MOCK EXAM so y'all motherfuckers out there can mock your friends if they fail.

MADAFAKA, out.

p/s finally, GOLDIE aka R3-S6 aka the backstabber is DEAD. thanx to R2-D2 aka Artoo. Kill em all Artoo, kill em all..

eHow

2009-03-20T08:15:00.000-07:00

how to survive in this ERA.?

-trust no one.
-kill to live.
-destroy each other's life.
-fuck ur bestfriend.
-burn ur classmates.
-sleep with ur nemesis.

to KUCAI, thanx for the choc. banyak eh. ada CERUT lagi ouh. haha nyaman eh. lain kali mbak henpon ke rumah aku banyak2 ok.? hehe.

I MISS TAUFIQ aka Taufkotey~ aka Emo Kid. SERIOUSLY.

LORD, talk to me now ,this is an emergency.

2009-03-20T07:30:00.001-07:00

shud i DO it.
or shud i just stick with the shit.

RING, RING, RING.

2009-03-20T06:40:00.000-07:00

if the phone rings, i won't answer. don't call. cause, ONE MISSED CALL equals to DEATH.

kisah.

2009-03-20T03:57:00.000-07:00

aku pulang ke rumah dengan membawa berita yang SANGAT gumbira tetapi malangnya ada berita yang SANGAT buruk. 1001 berita baik pun takkan dapat mengawal KEBURUKAN berita yang buruk itu. kebenaran telah diketahui. whoot. whoot. aku berasa sangat marah dan sedih dalam masa yang sama.

GOOD LIFE.

2009-03-20T03:28:00.000-07:00

red alert. red alert backstabbers.

i'm warning you pal, don't you dare. don't do it again. DON'T. I'm warning you. i'm fuckin serious you muthafucka. i won't be trickd by ur fuckin innocent lookin face.

just because you think you are SMARTER than me, you can fool me.? fuck no pal, fuck no. i've lived longer than you and you know what, you will die before you could understand this world completely. maybe you are cleverer but i'm SMARTER. guess what. if you really use your brain to think you won't do that. fuckin idiot. luckily i never trust you. i know you can't be trusted. yeah. i know. tell me the truth before i confront u and force u to tell me the truth. be a man. you know i can kill you with one blow. only with a SINGLE punch right.? (thanx to jonathan for the technique, i wish i cud use the technique to defeat you in one on one battle heh)

for the time being, i don't want to see your face. don't you ever call me or txt me. and i will never forgive you.. even if you cry with blood tears. i will NEVER, EVER, forgive you for the rest of my life. you never respect me pal, so even if u beg me for mercy i will never forgive you..

thank god, finally, the dark side of me will be unleashed. i'm no longer farid that y'all know. every single motherfucker in this world, will experience the dark side of me. sorry friends. this is too much for me. i'll kill you infront of your parents if i see u walkin around infront of me. this is no joke. i'm serious pal.

yeah, taufiq was right... truth always hurts. thats y i lied to everybody; tellin em that im always happy cause i wanna hide my true feelings. but now, no more. one silly mistake, and you're dead. Lord, forgive me. cause right now, i feel like drinking ur blood, bitch.

i find this song weird.?

2009-03-19T08:02:00.000-07:00

shorty i gv u my all but you neva,
told cha i'll be anythang even as ya driva,
why didn't u tell me u got man riding in ur car,
even me myself nvr brought u that far,
oh ma.. why do you have to do dis to me,
oh ma.. why do you have to leave me right here,
right na.. i feel empty and im alone,
I just cnt accept it that you're gone.

thx to abe burit utk lagu aneh ni. aku dh buang. suare die pelek.

ok ok finally. i know it's outdated :O

2009-03-18T23:23:00.000-07:00

7th March 2009 (just like NH said, pretend 7th March is today)

Okay, I woke up at 6am today cause I need to memorise the lyrics. Yes, I haven't memorise my lyrics. What a shame, around 9 Aria called me and she asked about our performance. Haha. I was like "wtf Aria, we got no time haha." She was so nervous and she made me nervous too. Darn it Aria. Demn you. Hehe. I went to Hazwani's house around 1.30 to pick Nabila. We arrived at Lemorraz Music Studio around 1.40pm i guess. And I met Maleck Xpemedo (apsal name ko pelik huh hahaha) from UR'S and asked him about the payment cause YOU KNOW WHAT, encik farid belom bayar lagi duit utk perform. Yeah. That place was okay, but it was burning hot. I felt like I was in Timbuktu or in my mom's oven. Me and Nabila went to waterfront cause i wanted to eat some Nasi Lemak. (blom makan okay.?).There, we met Syafiq the Dream-sequence cameraman (haha), Kucai the Videoman aka my leftobodyguarde (the other one is Jonathan Ng, strongest man in GRSS), Atieyrahh the reporter, Taufiq the Kotey~ or maybe he's my cheerleader (mcm nab ckp heh, i miss this gayboi) and finally, Michelle Aria the Supergirl aka my saviour aka 501st alternate member.

The party was supposed to start at 2pm but it started at 3pm, DO NOT ASK ME why. kekeke. URS blew the stage with their hit song (i suppose.?) Rapper Sarawak and Don't You Ever Go (yg lain aku xingat). I was screaming like hell, together with Aria and Atieyrahh, and TAUFIQ too haha eventhough I had sore throat n "sakit sikit-sikit lolololol". Syafiq was busy with Kucai's DSLR and Kucai was busy with his HD cam demm. Nabila was busy with... After that was Lil Nik aka Nik Felani, the high-speed-rhyme Rapper. Seriously, he's fast.

URS

Aria kalau dah naik atas stage.

501st

Nik Felani

mintak sigek jak karipap please.

eh mak aku datang ndah.

Hoho, Our turn. hehe. Yeah, Me and Aria performed 4 songs; I'm Great, Stronger, I Still Love H.E.R., and Bittersweet Poetry. I changed all the lyrics for Stronger and I Still Love H.E.R. cause i like to write my own lyrics, PLUS I wrote them for Nabila haha. I'm great is my original song. I wanted to perform The Most Brittle Plastic but naah, stage tu bukan bapak aku punya dan nanti crowd boring pulak tgk muka aku lama², or maybe aria's face haha. I lost my voice when I was rapping the 3rd song, I Still Love H.E.R. and THEY told me that they cud'nt hear my voice. Maleck told me it was the mic. hmm. tapi aku nak blame Nabila sebab aku bawak lagu yg 5 orang rap jadi seorang. lol. Kalo aku jadi bisu, I want your house lol. and sassy too.

After we finished rockin' on stage, we went out. Waaah~ it was way cooler outside heh. We left Atieyrahh behind cause she gotta do her report lol. But then, Kucai merengek nak balik, Taufiq merengek nak balik, Syafiq merengek nak balik, BALIKLAH. haha aku lempang karang. heh. Me and Nabila "kidnapped" Aria and took her to the cab driver and asked him to send her home. Then we had our dinner at The Junk while waiting for Abang Faizi cause we planned to watch Watchmen together. Lol Pepperoni Pizza and Lime Juice to celebrate that stupid 3 weeks shit. lol

We watched WATCHMEN at 7.30pm and finished around 10pm. You have to watch the movie cause the movie is a must-watch. The movie has to be watched, cause once you watch it, you feel like watching it again. Why.? cause it's WATCHMEN. heh. naah. Cause Zack Snyder was the director. Come on, did you watch 300 the movie with awesome effects.? 3D.? Bullet-time.? Ultra slow motion.? He's Snyder. He uses his talent to visualise fantasies onto big screen. (i ripped that from my FS actually). My favourite character was Rorschach. he was damn cool. only with a hat and mask with changeling pattern. He need no latex suit lol. The one was Adrian, he can dodge bullets and catch em whoot whoot. So overall the movie was great eventho i wasn't a big fan of watchmen before.

WATCH WATCHMEN BEFORE YOU WATCH OTHER FILMS lol.

HEARTLESS mcm KANYE haha.

2009-03-17T04:56:00.000-07:00

I mean after all the things that we've been through
I mean after all the things we got into
Hey yo, I know of some things that you ain't told me
Hey yo, I did some things but that's the old me
And now I wanna get you back and you gon' show me
So you walk around like you don't know me
You got a new friend, well I got homies
But in the end i'm still so lonely

p/s ubah skit jugak haha.

bloody trah the sassy killer

2009-03-16T21:15:00.000-07:00

My NON-biological daughter... she never let me live.. in peace.

okay trah.
let's talk about LOVE dem it.
okay, not that much but um..
these..

aww aww lips. cube kiss. n tell me lol. i wont let y'all haha.

this kind of face. plus, if she stares at me like dat.. dem.. i feel like no air no air. lol.

NOT BLONDE.
MUST BE SHORTER THAN ME.
hehe.

p/s i dont give a shit bout them eyes cause i knw they cnt compete with mine hehehe.

kesedihan encik taufkotey~

2009-03-16T21:00:00.000-07:00

weh tauf ajak kluar.
rabu ni.
jomlah.
dia sedeh nnt hehe.
khamis ni dia dh nak chow.
pgi PLKN.
huehuehuehue.
xda adek gk.
dem.

kata2 encik tauf..

"Burnout Paradise says:
khamis dah chow habis PLKN masuk U atau college...... atau jual burger @@"

jual burger beb, haha.
cne ndak nya dpt idea hahaha.
lawak la tauf.
dem.
hi 5 bro.

p/s yg dilemma tu bro, jgn ikut kata kwn.. ikut kata kmk jak ok.? haha GO n TELL haha. naah ikut apa kata ktk la :)

2009-03-16T06:59:00.000-07:00

ouh shit.
i forgot to post bout it.

IT HAS BEEN A MONTH.

ah~

2009-03-16T05:39:00.000-07:00

FAMILY DAY, 14 march

family day is SELALU great. but this year.. i guess, it was not. cause it was our last family dai in kuching. aah so sad. lmao. my parents invited nabila too and of course, she wanted to go too, OF COURSE. OF COURSE. but sigh, she cudnt come. aaah. my mom was very sad haha EMO and she went back early that day. the event startd at 8.30am, she went back around 9.15am. when ppl askd her, she answred "hmm kwn farid x datang.. bosan la.. saya balik dulu ya.?"
sigh.i played several games too but of course, it was kinda.. hmm. u knw the answer, right bitches.? hehe. then i went back home around 1.30pm. huh..

Nabila came to my house at 5pm cause her internet was fuckd up so she came to my house to do her thang. around 6.40 she went back n i passed her the um.. MPC FAMILY DAI n I AM***** t shirt. haha.

sunday, 15 march. we went to edu fair. spatutnya aku anta nab gi blajaq keta tp lambat skit alu kensel adoi lah.. kesian nab dh pakai cantek2 nk pgi bing dgn kwn2 dan "kawan" dia tp kensel jugak. n tpaksa pgi dgn ak. POOR NAB. sobs.

tadi gi skolah. n slip spm nabila.. dah JUMPA. whoot whoot.

ok, gambar2 utk dikongsi.
BUNJOK

adehh sakit.

aku pon nk jd vain lol.

Nabila pun ada haha.

HIJAU HIJAU HIJAU SEHIJAU DAUN. HIJAU UNTUK GREENROAD. GO GREEN. SELAMATKAN ALAM SEKITAR.

sassy killer.

2009-03-12T09:01:00.000-07:00

PROOOOOF

pahitmanis

2009-03-12T00:30:00.000-07:00

I'm happy and sad at the very same.

good luck madadadafakaaa.

2009-03-11T08:16:00.001-07:00

good luck y'all.
remember, if you wanna regret, its too late.
its just too late haha.
get straight As and Rm100 will be given to you by me.
;)

NIRAAJ IS THE REAL FAKER hehe.

2009-03-11T05:35:00.000-07:00

he's not nabila.
faker.
wtf. haha.

FUCKIN FAKER HE NEEDS A LIFE.
GET A LIFE NIRAAJ HAHA.

2009-03-11T02:05:00.000-07:00

Rules & Regulations
* Do not copy answers.
* Tag questions must be 100% same.
* Tag people before doing the tag

I tag:
1. Nabila
2. Atieyrahh
3. Syafiq
4. Niraaj
5. Aria
6. Azee
7. Kucai Gila
8. Nysa
9. Taufiq

How do you know 1? (Nabila)
Sports Day, that's when our saga began

What would you do if you never meet 2? (Atirah)
No daughter then. Crzy daughter muhfucka.

What would you do if 3 & 4 dated? (Syafiq and Niraaj)
hahaha. Happiest day in my life. Cheers.

Would 5 & 6 make a good couple? (Aria and Azee)
Ewww. Aria.? lol.

Do you think 7 is attractive? (Kucai)
Pfft. Ask nabila.

Would you date 8? (Miesha)
Fuck no. The Nasirs will kill me. hehe. plus shes got a bf.

Tell me something about 9. (Taufiq)
Emo.

What’s 1’s favourite past time? (Nabila)
Angels and demons.. David Cook. Death Cab For Cutie. The Joker (not Heath Ledger or Jack NIcholson.. hehe)yeah shes interesting. And me haha.

What language does 2 speaks? (Atirah)
English, Bahasa Melayu, Bahsa Melayu Sarawak, and Gila language.

Who is 3 going out with? (Syafiq)
Jaja and Jaya.

How old is 4? (NIraaj)
18 but he looks like 80. or 180.

When was the last time you talked to 5? (Aria)
yesterday.

Who is 6’s favorite singer? (Azee)
Hmm. Jason Mraz.?

Would you date 7? (Kucai)
Nahh. Let laura yap date him.

Is 8 single? (Nysa)
No

What’s 9’s last name? (Taufiq)
Kotey~

2009-03-10T10:05:00.000-07:00

Rules:
1. You must answer all the questions.
2. Tag 5 people to do this quiz.

- Atieyrahh
- Azee
- Syafiq
- Aria
- KS

1. What's your full name?
Ahmad Farid Firdaus bin Abdul Latif

2. Do you hate someone at this moment?
i don't knw. NO..

3. What makes you hate her/him?
wtf.
i hate no one.

4. You love your family?
More than anything else.

5. List 5 names of your friends that you love.
Alifly
Azee
Kotey~
Nabila.
________(isi nama anda)

6. Why do you love them?
they good.

7. Who do you prefer, your dad or mom?
_|_

8. Did someone make you cry this week?
aaaaaaaaa..

9. When was the last time you make your friend laugh?
2 minutes ago.

10. Do you like someone at this moment?
aaaaa yea.?

11. What was the last present you received?
the harley thangy fer my birthday.?

12. Are you missing someone?
Yeah

13. What was the last message did you received from your ex-girlfriend/boyfriend?
fuck u..

14. What was the last comment you received?
you rock.

15. What is your wish for your birthday this year?
dah lepas dah.
diam je r.

3 WEEKS MUHFUFU

2009-03-06T07:31:00.000-08:00

yes.
it has been three weeks right.?
dem.

this morning, my cat MAWI lawan dgn WIBOWO aka the stray cat aka UNCLE WI. Mawi kalah dan saya juga terkena cakaran wibowo dan mawi di bahagian tangan seta kaki. Luka agak dalam yup yup dan darah mengalir2 bagaikan sungai di puncak gunung. dia xsakit. tp pedih. jd terpaksa pegii klinik sebab taktu infection dari wibowo yang sakit :( i love Wibowo... ekor dia ada org potong dan berdarah2... x percaya.? tanya Syafiq aka Catman aka Gayboi aka Pussy-whipped.

lpas sembahyang jumaat, saya terus pegi ke veterinar untuk hantar mawi bersama uncle OSMAN dan SYAFIQ SAPIAN. lpas doctro check, Mawi disahkan... OK. yeah. tp ada kucing kena langgar dan mati di klinik tersebut. saya berasa sangat sedih dan sayu. tuan punya kucen itu trus blah meninggalkan awek/bini/adik/kakak dia sbb xdpt terima kematian kucen kesayangan dia. meow. lpas saya trus ke klinik sebab kepala dh pening2 (byk darah keluar.. dan mungkin infection.?) ;dan kalau ada apa2 terjadi dgn saya saya akan serahkan semua action figures saya di bawah jagaan nab.. bukan syafiq hahaha.
dan saya pegi klinik panel dan bjumpa dgn doctor kegemaran saya, Dr. Asad yg sangat baik, merangkap kawan daddy saya. lpas tu dorg cuci luka saya n inject skit kat badan. tangan. bukan burit. syafiq. i repeat. tangan. tp lpas balik sy terus jadi pening dan mamai tp sy xtidor sbb ada syafiq dan kami berborak sambil menonton THE ILLUSIONIST. yeahh. syafiq blah lepas tu.

malam, mak buat nasi briyani and jemput syafiq skali tp syafiq kluar dgn family dia sbb syafiq gay. heh. tu je la kot.?

WAH. TOMORROW IS MY PERFORMANCE WHOOT WHOOT.

three weeks but still the same.

p/s: kucen saya bernama felix x terlibat. dan saya ada lagu HEARTLESS by Kanye versi FARID hahaha.

And..

2009-03-04T20:07:00.002-08:00

And she called me last night.
2hrs n 34 mins. wtf.
And we talkd bout her drivin shit.
And about Korean songs.
And we talkd about ma 7th of March.
And we talkd shit.
And we tidoq.
but i aint tidoq.
I stayd up.

~

Hari Ini dan Semalam

2009-03-03T04:48:00.000-08:00

YESTERDAY.

yeah.
KNOW NO datang ke rumah.
KNOW NO dan MALECK datang ke rumahku semalam nak ambik beats.
URS bebeh ahahaha nk show off niiiiiiieeee.
they came again last night.
bawak saya kluar minum.
around 10.30pm.
n i ABANDONED harley heh.
malam tu jumpa FAIZAL ALEEPH n GZHOOD.
aku dah lama add GZHOOD kat myspace.
kiut doh muke.
mcm afiq asyraf pun ada haha.

lupa nak bgtau dorg taufiq suka dgr lagu PENJUAL KUEH haha.

TODAY.

i went to KUCHING EDUCATION FAIR at CIVIC CENTRE.
i met my friends.. Niraaj gay, syafiq gay, delton gay, hazwani, syafiq puss*, atirah gay and nabila.
so yeah.
me and niraaj like usual. BULI Mr. SYAFIQ aka P-whipped. heh. atirah kekal gila. hazwani sa best. delton mntak penumbok. kucai x menari hari ni. dem. and nab. ntah. mcm biasa kot.

a boring day but.. tonight

whoot whoot.
WAR WITH TINA LING LING A LING.

taufiq sedang berperang dgn tina haha. cpat tauf. win the battle for the sake of gaymen haha.

harley x on9 ka.?

Taufkotey~

2009-03-02T01:35:00.001-08:00

BIGGER PIC. haha.

TAUFKOTEY~

CLOSE UP.

HAHA.

O_O

2009-02-28T08:30:00.000-08:00

TEMBUAL EKSKLUSIF.
LAPORAN PANAS MELODI.
TERJAH.

Reporter:Hello Mr. Joker... can you speak Malay.?
Joker: wtf.. Kemak juak. Aku org Melayu la. Knape. Ko nak ape.
Reporter: Naah. Takde ar. Ni ha nak tanye pasal insiden semalam.? Encik Pak Jenaka ada kena mengena ke semalam.?
Joker: Cibai lu Pak Jenaka. Panggil Joker sudah. Aaaaaaa takde. Aku off semalam.
Reporter: Eh Encik ni, cakaplah butul-butul. Kitorg sangap ni nak tau.

[Reporter melihat muka Cameraman dan Cameraman mengangguk-anggukkan kepala]

Joker: Eh korang tak paham bahase ke.? Aku cakap.. semalam... aku off. aku tak rompak Kedai Haji Tamrin semalam. Mak aku pon dah masak nasi kuning. Buat apa nak rompak kedai dia dan amik nasi kuning dia.?
Reporter: What The EFFF.. Encik Joker ada mak ke.?? Bukan ke encik ni UMO (unknown moving object lol)
Joker: err err.... kimak. Tu mak orang tapi aku culik. Ada masalah ka.?
Reporter: Ada. Yang ko culik mak orang lain apehal.? Ko nak mati ke.?

[Joker terus merenung dan lantas bangun]

Reporter terdiam.. Wajahnya mempamerkan ketakutan yang amat sangat..

Joker: Ko nampak nervous je. Kenape.? Sebab parut ni ke.? Meh sini. Meh sini.

[Joker memegang kepala reporter itu dan lantas berkata]

Joker: Dulu aku ade awek. Awek hot punye. Kuching mari. Dia terluka. Jadi dia sedih.. Hari-hari dia menangis. Terguris dan terhiris. Aku tak mau dia nangis lagi. Jadi aku ambik pisau Lipat ni dan buat cenggini.

[menjilat-jilat]

Lepas tu kau tau ape.? Dia takut tengok muka aku!! Dan wajahnya pucat. Dia tak lagi tersenyum. Aku marah dan bunuh dia. Dengan kejam. cincang 2705 kali. Dan aku minum darah dia. supaya dia sentiasa ada dalam diri aku. HOOHOOHEEHEEHAHA!! dan kau mengingatkan aku dengan dia.

[Reporter mempamerkan raut wajah yang serius]

Joker: Apsal serius sangat.??

JENG JENG!!!

seorang reporter ditemui mati dan dicincang sebanyak 2705 kali di Jalan Patingan.

p/s hanya rekaan semata-mata haha.

2009-02-27T08:27:00.000-08:00

IT HAS BEEN TWO WEEKS.

fcuk.

yup

2009-02-27T06:31:00.000-08:00

SAYA DIFITNAH.

Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Hanco.

2009-02-27T04:00:00.000-08:00

kalau sebut pasal Syaqina punya ex.. hangpa kenai dak.?
Syaqina pernah habaq mai, dia punya ex pernah kutuk2 che, ckp che ni lame and ska rap pelek2 tp skrg dia yg thegeh-hegeh nak che rap dgn dia. tadi che maleh nk layan dio, tp dio dk mndesak.
che ingat lagi dulu dia dok habaq kat che yg mmbr² dia xsuko dgn lawak che, tp rupo2nyeee, die yg nk guna skrip2 lwk che kat tuition. cegampang.

pa buleh buat, tolak gerek mai kita kayuh sama2 la. haha.
Azee pernah berkata, ex syaqina suka org UP UP aja. jd skrg che ni UP la ye.? bak mai 7 UP che nk tegok. dahago.

pengajaran: jangan suko kutok org mcm plasticband.
teladan: jangan hangpa nk bkawan dgn ex syaqina. nnt hangpa menyesal. haha.

p/s gerek che dh bagi org lain dh. sat kang nk bali baru. rindu dgn gerek power tu. segalo rintang kami rempuh. flat sana longkang cni. mmg gerek racing.

babi dh xingat nk ckp bahasa utara sdangkan BAPAK aku org sana. cibai smua org.

2009-02-26T11:47:00.000-08:00

imma kill ya imma kill ya heh.
yeah Miss-I-Never-Win-Againgst him.
9 months.
cheers.
*kaching*

p/s trust me. somethin wrong with her.

2009-02-26T11:40:00.000-08:00

btw imma tek u with me too.
not just my life.

2009-02-26T11:38:00.000-08:00

take it i will.
by FORCE. and with the FORCE.

2009-02-26T11:27:00.000-08:00

ouh.
u sold it.?
well they took it from me.
ur lucky.

yeah u didnt "steal" people's life.
but u took my life away.
thats why. now i'm getting meaner.
meaner than lucifer.

2009-02-26T11:22:00.001-08:00

erm well i think u shud.

GET A LIFE LOL.

WHOOT WHOOT.?
HEY that's mine heh.

2009-02-26T11:12:00.000-08:00

yeah. i got problemo with that.
lol.
Look at my fonts.
Ribenas. Colourful. Disney.

yesss.
JOKER ALWAYS WIN.

2009-02-26T11:04:00.001-08:00

ouh please, Mrs-I'M-Too-Lucah-Too-Admit

i'm nobody.
but someday.
imma be somebody.
without boobies.

eew. dull li jak warna blognya. xceria langsung.

2009-02-26T11:00:00.001-08:00

guess u are too LUCAH to understand.
told cha.
u thot me to be LUCAH.

of course

2009-02-26T10:57:00.001-08:00

cause ur too lucah to process ur brain.
all u think about is... LUCAH BUNJOK LUCAH BUNJOK.

wtf.

2009-02-26T10:53:00.000-08:00

maksud saya,

u said that stuffs only sounds LUCAH if you're thinkin of somethin lucah.
so u lucah-ed me.

:O

2009-02-26T10:50:00.000-08:00

U MADE ME.

DIDN'T YOU.?

2009-02-26T10:48:00.000-08:00

but bunjok bunjok sounds so LUCAH.

BUNJOK BUNJOK lol.

2009-02-26T10:44:00.001-08:00

she wrote about EPIK HIGH and BIGBANG.
bunjok bunjok bunjok.

BLOGGA, IM GETTIN BIGGA LIKE JIGGA MAN, NIGGA.

2009-02-26T10:19:00.000-08:00

ladies and gentlemen,
you're so previous right now to be in the presence of

FARID 501st aka FaRextacy aka Dato' Farid aka aka aka aka.

HEY, I'll be performing on the 7th March 2009. RIVERSIDE mari. don't miss it lol. must see. must come. must CUM haha. Saya menjanjikan persembahan yang terbaik untuk anda semua. yea. yang terbaik. dem me.?
perform.? Rap shit. yes. rap shit.

dem when you talk about rap. what is rap.? ask ulul eilmee, dial 01261055** haha. yeah. ask him. ask that mofo. well yeah, rap is aaaaa u tell ur story in a song.?
talk with background music.? and ada rhyme.. u cant just trash HAPPILY. but nowadays, ppl... mostly MY people, they don't even know whats the meaning of rap. rapshit aint gayshit u idiot.
they talk rubbish in their songs, yeah talk... LITERALLY. just like when u talk to ur friends.
no rhyme, no proper vocabs, hanya borak2 kosong. and those in KUCHING (no offense) they all rap gangsta. lol. crunk shit. but in BAHASA SARAWAK. that is so wrong. cause... sounds so MANTAK (thats what harley said) cn u imagine those muthafuckas rapping on stage with some gangsta shit beats like Lil' Jon and ying Yang Twins but they rap about "sungai, Kampung BIntawa, Buaya, Kampung Boyan, Penambang" .? dem thats... gross.
yeah, GROSS lol. so if like dat hoo, i wana rap like dat oso lo.

"yo yo nama aku farid
aku sangat hensem tapi kuat cirit
orang mintak duit aku berik burit
tapi jangan risau aku bukan syirik
aku ke kedai mamak nak beli roti canai
tapi tak jadi sebab nampak orang kena bantai
kena tibai, macam cibai, aiyoo sohai
tapi aku tak nak masok campo aku cakap bye bye
aku jalan ke seberang sana nak beli goreng pisang
tapi aku nampak awek telanjang dan aku gersang
apa kan daya aku kan anak bujang
mustilah seronok dapat tengok melayu punya barang
mcm dalam wayang, ku terbayang bayang
malam ku tak dapat tido apa lagi kalau siang
dok ingat pasal body awek aku sentiasa riang
tapi sayang jangan risau.. abang tak miang"

so imma rap like that next time. eew. that sucks. but funny heh. but i don't give a damn.
SO Y'ALL RAPPER WANNABES OUT THERE, PLEASE... THINK BEFORE U THROW..AND SPIT YOUR WORDS OUT. do not simply say shit about ur kampung and sungei penoh boyak. haha. come on man.

yeah, dem. and u know what, some of these guuys, they like to aaaa.. BIG TALK.?
claiming themselves as the greatest and the finest but then... the dumbest. i proved to one of them that i'm waaaaaaaaaaay better than him.. luckily. he admitooo his defeatoo. lol.

DON'T TRY TO ACT SMART lol.

AZEE. BUKAN KMK AJAR.

2009-02-26T07:59:00.001-08:00

TAUFIQ NANG DAH KUAT NYUMPAH.
SEBUT JAK NAMA MONSTER TROLL DEPANNYA.
ALU ABIS NYA SUMPAH² BAGAIKAN MUNYIT YANG KEHILANGAN PISANGNYA.

hahaha.

happy 9 months.. NOT.

2009-02-26T04:01:00.000-08:00

would have been 9 months t-o-m-m-o-r-o-w but t-o-o bad. kandungan digugurkan. but for me, it still gon be 9 months tmrw. who cares. do you.? i dont.

joker and harley. thanx alex.

AZEE. KMK MOK REPORT. TAUFIQ DAH KUAT NYUMPAH KNEK TOK. BUKAN KMK YANG AJAR.

OMG. HE IS SO CLOSE. GET RID. shooh~.

2009-02-25T07:16:00.000-08:00

I CAN FEEL IT.
I CAN FEEL YOUR ANGER.
I CAN FEEL THAT HE'S VERY CLOSE.

"right.??" **stares**

"still living in denial?
then who the HECK is this.??
THIS IS HER NEW JOKER."

~LOSA~

ouch.

2009-02-25T05:17:00.000-08:00

looks like..

HALREY FOUND THE NEXT JOKER.

true.

Kesian lah tgk warga Bangladesh yg dibuat mcm binatang dkat bawah jambatan tu.
( 360, TV3 )

scary faces.? lmao lmao

2009-02-24T04:03:00.000-08:00

AND I THINK THIS IS FUNNY.

EGG SONG wtf.

2009-02-24T03:47:00.000-08:00

haha i found this video last week and i laughed so hard.
cute song. but scary tho. can u imagine all the eggs in house (ur mom beli kat choice supermall) doin some street dance and shuffle and sing Still Remain's song.? wow.

there you go heh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNndX9qua1o
sorry but the video x be embedded. it has been disabled.

I LOVE EGGS, BITCH.

p/s what about ma "eggs" dancin when im sleepin haha.

2009-02-23T07:12:00.000-08:00

stupid tag from a clever girl to a stupid guy.

10 things you would love to do in 2009

1. Get my PAYPAL money
2. Teach Harley Quinn to make Spagheti and Currypuffs (my mom's secret recipe)
3. Get accepted in a good university, medic
4. I wanna erase my memories.
5. Rap on stage, big stage.. masok tv.
6. Watch perfume and my starwars saga with Harley Quinn.
7. I wanna DIE. FUCK ME FUCK ME.
8. I wanna have at least 120 starwars action figures
9. Get a car. And ride with them hoes.
10. I want my Harley back before I go back to KL.

CURSE ME.

I tag... Azee and Nabby balek.

Aku Sebatang Penis

2009-02-23T06:46:00.000-08:00

hari Ahad.
kalau cita pasal Ahad lpas.
mmg best la.
tp sejak insiden "ngeri" blaku, aku xsuka dunia.
eww.
aku benci~
semalam aku pergi ke Lemorraz Music Studio untuk soundcheck lagu semua.
sial aku xjumpa pada mulanya.
babi.
penat sungguh.
bila aku masok dlm.
wtf.
smue nak rap gangster.
pastu.
bila smpai turn aku.
aku terdengar Know No dan Aleeph sebut pasal PlasticBand, budak poyo kat youtube.
aku nak pukul dia.lpas tu.
aku suruh niraaj dtg.niraaj x dtg.
babi.sial kau niraaj.aku tpaksa balek sndiri.
hehe.
tp sblum balek.aku pegi SP n jumpe yew rong keje kat sane.
heh.
kitorg pgi tgk mainan starwars.hmm xlama lagi ckup duit nk beli satu set lagi utk aku.
sbb aku beli satu setLEGO utk ex-n.
ngam2 ada character yg best.aku suka.tp.xbest.sbb.bila aku bagi nnt.aku sedeh.cibai. nnt syafiq tlg pass kan ok.?
pukimak bena.

tadi pagi.
aku ke "istana".
tp bagi aku, tmpat tu dh jadi mcm.. tmpat utk sedihkan diri.
bye.

p/s ada org drive kereta aku tadi heh.

THE JOKER

2009-02-21T06:28:00.000-08:00

APAHAL SERIUS SANGAT.?

OMG. Joker needs his Harley Quinn.

2009-02-20T09:33:00.000-08:00

WTFFARID.!!!!!!!!!!

wow.
the psychopath villain and Batman's arch-nemesis, the Joker needs his Harley ASAP. He's out of his mind.please somebody help him. he needs help. find him a "Harley". can somebody replace his HARLEY.?

Joker: WHAT.? What did you say.?? NO ONE CAN REPLACE MY HARLEY.!!!

Guy: w...w..wait... i was just joking..

Joker: I don't think it's funny, Mister.

Guy: Please.. please.. Don't kill me! Why don't you make last week's jokes.??

Joker: I'm never gonna do the same joke twice... What about a short story? Ermm.. a joke with some story.. whatever.. I have no time to think about it.. It's a true story tho.. (smiles..)

Guy:G...G...Go ahead sir..

Joker: MY NAME IS JOKER!! DON'T YOU EVER CALL ME SIR. I don't like it.. Well let's proceed with our tale.. Once upon there was a guy.. his name was Mr. F. He lived all alone. Until one day, he met a girl. The most beautiful girl in the world with the sweetest smile, Miss N. I don't know how to describe her beauty. YOU DO THAT POOR GUY (giggles..)
They became friends.. and after that.. they became.. couples. The sweetest couple you'll ever know. They lived happily.. HAPPILY EVER AFTER.. typical love story. but their love story is a bit different. You won't know cause i won't tell you haha.. They opened their own softdrink company, F&N and wow.. everybody loved it. They loved each other so much and nothin could stop them. Until one day.. one day.. Are you listening??

Guy: Yeah.. Of course I do.

Joker: Then why are you looking at me??? You should listen.. not see. One night.. F was so stressssssssssssssssss..that night.. was the valentino eve. He said something, accidentally, to her.. Do you know what it is??

Guy: Of course not.

Joker: Then I have to kill you now.

Guy: No, No, okay i know why.!

Joker: Then tell me.

Guy: Err... err...

Joker: Just keep your mouth shut and listen.

Guy: ....... (wtf)

Joker: He said somethin like.. "I rather die than spending my time chatting with you.." and she was soooooo upset and said "thank you for everything honey" NO. She didn't say that. She didn't call him Honey but F. Then.. She just left.. Mr.F tried to get her back. But failed.
He came to her castle and begged for her love.. But he failed. He tried and tried.. he didn't eat, didn't sleep.. but still.. she said.. " I CAN'T BE WITH YOU ANYMORE" he was so suprised and speechless. The End. HAHAHAHAHAHAH D'you find that funny??

Guy: No. It's not.

Joker: Of course.. Cause it's a BAD JOKE.

Joker grabs his head and positions the knife by her mouth

Joker: You look nervous.. Is it the cars.? Do you know.. how I got them..??

Guy: Empff... Empff... *noo...*

Joker: Well let me tell you.. So I had a girlfriend.. A real GIRLFRIEND. not for some bad shit purposes. She's so beautiful.. The most beautiful woman on earth with the sweetest smile. I don't how to describe her beauty.. I love her so much.. She looks similar to your daughter..
Same smile.. Same eyes.. I'm sorry cause I had to tie her up.. (stares at Poor Guy's Daughter) BUT WE BROKE UP LAST WEEK.. she left me.. I tried everything to get her back in my life but I failed.. She won't come back to me.. She won't return.. And when I came to her house.. She cried because of me.. She said She lap me so much.. just as much as I do but she refused to be with me back.. She cried.. She was so sad.. I don't want her to cry because of me.. I want her to be happy.. I want her to smile again.. I don't care about the scars in my heart.. So I stick a razor in my mouth and do this [the Joker mimics slicing his mouth open with his tongue] to myself.. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling! Eventho I feel so sad right now.. I'm lying to myself.. being a hyporcrite."

Guy:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joker: I'm sorry Mr Ahmad but I have to do this. I like to point a gun on my head.

Joker stares at Mr. Ahmad's daughter, Nabila Hani and say

Joker: "WHY SO SERIOUS.?"

BANG.

Joker mati begitu saja.

THE END.

p/s mind about the grammar. i wrote this around 3am

Farid = Bad Guy

2009-02-20T09:13:00.000-08:00

Why.?

because
i am not a good guy.
i curse a lot.
i annoy people.
i make "people" cry.
and i made harley left me, the STUPID joker.
i made harley cried "terESAK-ESAK" and she said " i never cry like this before"
yeah.
well.
i'm a loser.
jerk.
crackhead.
i'm nuthin.
i cudn't make anything work.
why.?
cause i'm FARID.
yeah.
fuck.
i'm such a jerk.
i know.
but.
please remind me.
every single day.

p/s aku pergi solat jumaat and pakai baju melayu sama kaler dgn taufiq tp aiseymen, selipar xsama hari ni..
dan membuatkan aku merindui azee heh.

thanx nab.

IT HAS BEEN A WEEK.

2009-02-20T08:00:00.000-08:00

yes. a week.

bloody valentino.

DEMO, I STILL LOVE H.E.R HONTO E RAP.

yeah.

~GONG XI FA CHAI LI PING~

2009-02-02T07:12:00.000-08:00

501st journal..

27th of January 2009

HAPPY CHINESE NU YEAR FOLKS.

yeah this year my CNY aint that GRAND compare to last year. last year i visited 20++ house but this year.. only 6 hahaha. Top 3--- 1st house, Charlotte... 2nd, Tan Sze Yan's new house (clap clap) and 3rd house was Li Ping aka Pingu. Demn but yeah was fun tho.

Heh the funny part was when I told Aceraf to come at 8pm an he came to my house at 7.30pm haha. i was shitting that time and blom mandi oi. hahaha so he waited for me for 30 mins. heh.

heh li ping has two dogs. GOLDEN and BLACKY. lol BLACKY looks like my neighbour's dog when i was in KL, BOBBY.

god dem i went to toilet many times that night ha ha ha.

TAN SZE YAN

CHAI LI PING aka PINGU aka ....

CHAI LI FERN

they're havin fun lol

EXTRA hahahahaha.

ok lah.. bye bye..

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, LYCANS

2009-01-30T10:20:00.000-08:00

501st journal continues..

25th January 2009

HA HA HA. that's what imma say if a clonetrooper tell me he celebrates his birthday. goddem. yeah. my 19th birthday. hehe. i'm still young. still fresh and...

I AM STILL A TEENAGER.

yeah thanx to all my friends and family members for the wishes and bitching about me being naughty after saying HAPPY BESDAY to me haha. 143 wishes total. nice number(s).

143= I LOVE YOU and I FUCK YOU.

dem i love it.

so i would like to thank to

mom and dad, my TYPICAL sister farhana, Nabila, Chai Li Ping, Taufiq, Azee, Nysa, Azmi DEWA BJ and HJ, Syafiq, Trah, Sharong Cibai, Melissa TETEK, Charlotte, Wafa, Wendy, Sheera, Shahira, Linda, Tommy, Princess in LOVE, Christine, Ulul E, Geraldine, Kucai, Aina, James, Tze Yan, Ini Nap, Zinnera,Kimberly Kho, LAUREN ASHLEE VILORIA (aargh i hate to type you name pilipino girl.. too long hahaha), Abe K, JD, budak2 friendster, budak2 myspace, budak2 YM, budak2 MSN,budak2 sungai, budak2 laut and AKU DAH XINGAT SAPE LAGI.

and yeah, SUPRISINGLY, charlotte was the first mofo who sent me ay birthday wish. haha. i was like whoaaaaa.??? PRICELESS EXPRESSION. haha.

first 10 mofos.(haha nak show off doe~)
1.Charlotte Kho Sue May (2230hrs)
2.Geraldine Tan (2300hrs)
3.Wendy Yap (0000hrs) <-- BINGO
4.Nabila Hani (0004hrs)<--- pe cite huh.? haha.
5.Chai Li Ping (0005hrs) <---20 seconds after Nabila
6.Sharong The Cibai and Cibai. (0010hrs)
7.Sheera (0015hrs)
8.Linda (0021hrs)
9.Melissa (0025hrs)
10.Farhana The Typical Sister hahaha. (0112hrs)<--- bodo butul dia lambat wish. dahla wish time berak.

39th kucai kalo x silap

79th Taufiq BJ

102nd Nysa (on the phone baybeh hahaha)

and thanx to Nabby for the SPECIAL birthday present. Thanx to Taufiq and Nysa for the chocolate(cibai aku berik choc besday kau kau berik aku choc juak. berikla PC ka Laptop ka. maka kaya haha). Thanx to Azee Hot and Atirah Lucah sebab post besday ku kat blog anda berdua haha.

BUT.. see.?? there's always a BUT. just like in those stupid dramas. haha.
there's someone who didn't wish me. someone that i waited for sms. to wish me. my BESTFRIEND, my BOSS, my DRAWING PARTNER, my NON-Biological sister, AGNES LEE.
the one who askd me first about my birthday. now sh's gone ha ha. ah lantak la.
ada nabby ckup arr. azee pon ada. at least ada haiwan peliharaan penguin yg jinak tp agak liar bila lapar.

YEAH. THAT NITE.
(howl~~)

I went out with Nysa and Taufiq and we watched... UNDERWORLD 3 bebeh. yeah me the LYCAN bitch haha. Tauf is the slave human. the movie was awesome. eventho the heroine died. haha but it was funny. the way she died. haha cruel dad. that was the first time I ate popcorns that much. dah abis aku punye, sapu nysa dgn taufiq punye heh. ape mcm bro.? and I ACCIDENTALLY drank Nysa's Strawberry. haha. sedap2 je aku sapu. haha. apa pasai rase dia lain.? haha.
after the movie, we went to CELEBRITY CAFE. come on. I'm a celebrity. an artist. where else should I go.? haha.

grrr.

abang lucian yg macho

heroin yang bakal mampos.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. dem.

Nysa aka Lowenna haha.

abe tauf malu2. xnampak.?

ABANG TAUF

bye.

Don't Go Chewbacca (groowwwlll~~~)

2009-01-24T07:47:00.000-08:00

501st journal..

21 January 2009

Me, Nabila, Atirah, Syafiq, Aceraf when out to PRE-CELEBRATE my birthday and farewell to Nabila. pusing2 ke McD pastu lepak kat rumah Nabila.
aku mmg boikot mekdi tapi aceraf ckp perang dh abis jd belilah mekdi sbb lapar hahaha.

sunset. ordinary cam right syafiq.? haha

the MEOWS~

Sassy The Cat aka Demolisher haha.

F: not now nabby not now god dem.
N: i want it now dem it.

tangan pon tetap bermakna haha.

camwhore bitches slalu mcm ni arr kan.?

BATMAN VILLAINS.

NO MERCY.

more photos from atirah maybe.?

Nabila's Crib Episode 2

2009-01-24T07:23:00.000-08:00

next page of 501 Journal

-20 January 2008-

ACERAF APPEARED.? WTFFFF.

yeah we had fun again but this time Catman ain't here with us. sobs sobs. but Aceraf was here instead LOL. Aceraf = atirah's brother.
and guess what. we took some "pictures" hehe. even AB did that shit too haha.
i won't upload those pics here haha.

Atirah korek-korek

Nabila with Atirah's glasses

fakers.? fuck off.

Mr. Aceraf

Mr. AB

~the end~

Once Upon A Time At Nabila's Crib / Anugerah Juara Lagu

2009-01-24T06:39:00.000-08:00

501st Journal continues...

-18 January 2009-

WHAT THE FFFFFFARID.?

yeah bergumbira dirumah nabila bersama Syafiq the Catman dan Atirah si Lucah ahahahahaha. kesian abe Sapik. you know why.? cause Atirah didn't bring Syafiq's "weapon", the NIKON. Syafiq was soooo sad haha. So we used Atirah's Canon and Nabila's Casio to snap some photos. Then we walked to Atirah's house to get Syafiq's weapon.. the DSLR. SOOO yeah we had fun with that shit. very the fun you know. dem it. Nabila left after that cause her KAK NANA came nak bawak dia kluar. lol.

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okay, now have a look

don't try this kids.

choi.

haha bodohhhhh.

BERGUMBIRA.

Nabila Hani

Syafiq nak boxing haha.

Syafiq and his "weapon"

cn u see atirah's face.?

ANUGERAH JUARA LAGU ke 23 eh.?

yeah. all performers were great that night demmm. but yeah MEET UNCLE HUSSEIN and FAIZAL TAHIR rocksssssssssss. AWESOME performance yo.
and they won.
congrats yo.

meet uncle hussein

faizal tahir

Back 2 Skool Battles and Gigs. HUJAN lagi.? adoi~

2009-01-12T07:00:00.000-08:00

501st journal continues..

omg me n my girls; SYAFIQ fifi , Nabby, and Tyahh went to coffee beans. omg there was a hot caucasian.. we were like "OMG he looks like charlie chapplin".

diari seorang manusia zaman sekarang

wokeyh. yesterday, 11th of January 2009 me, Nabila, Syafiq aka Sapik aka Sir Crap-A-Lot aka Fifi, and Atieyrahh went to boulevard to see BACK 2 SKOOL BATTLES. yeah. my friends were performing on the stage too. musti r atas stage kan. xkan kat kepsi or mekdi kan.? Jason Yong with his band; ORION BURNS, Stansfield and his brother Ah beng, and Apeng; DALPHIEN. (sorry stans ah beng and cause i dnt rmmbr your band name :'( sorry.. ). they're amazing yo. i performed with Jason and Ah Beng last year. heh. like agnes said "Farid rapped!! That was sooo cool. And the atmosphere in the hall was so high. Everyone screamed and shouted. Gosh. Nice one, Farid! : )"

come on aggy cool down yo. lol. i think she was high tha tnight lol. i did nothing, trust me. heh i miss that mofo *sigh~*. my bestfriend, and my sister. si hui.. come back lol.

okay wtf wtf. let's talk about yesterday. i don't wanna talk about si hui right now lol. aaaaaa. okay. so yeah. aaaaaa. me and syafiq was a bit late yesterday. when we arrived, stansfield's and ah beng's band was performing. (nabila and atieyrahhhh dah sampai sbb nak tgk bf dorg.. stans haha). the band after stan's was kinda boring. don't ask me why. cause it's just.. BORING. so we crashed into the shopping mall and terrorize them kids. lol. haha. i did that. masa tgh turun ke bawah. depan kitorg ada org cina (cina lagi) dan ada baby. that baby was cute. nabila dgn atirah jd high terus lol. gua nak kacau pon xdpt. tapi yg heran kan, bagus² ada anak manusia tapi bagi pakai costume babi. yeah. baby tu pakai costume babi. babi butul la.

then we walkd around and around and around.. then i txtd Jason Yong "jason, bila turn kamu.?" and he replied "eh.? kamu ada datang.? lepas ini kami" so i ordered my comrades to return to our "base". yeah. lepas turun bawah. kakak atieyrahh pun ada. she brought her DSLR. hohoho. NIKON doh.. power tu. Weh Afyv ko ingat ko je eh ade DSLR Nikon.? aku (punye kwn) pun ade la. Haha. so yeah, Syafiq became so happy but he tried to look cool. wtf. heh. and syafiq dgn gaya photographer nya terus amik pic jason tp blur. wtf sapik. dem it. haha. yeah.

haha jason (black T-shirt ) menyanyilah. haha.

aaaaaaaaa few minutes later, atieyrahh went home cause her house "masok air" haha lucah sungguh bunyi. hmm i was kinda shockd. so only three of us left.
persembahan masih lagi boring and yeah i met apeng, FINALLY I FOUND HIM. haha. he was wearing a black hoodie (ko ingat ko Sith eh) heh and yeah i greet2 him lo.. yeah.he's a good friend of mine. came back from Melbourne. dia blajaq sana maa.wah~ cuba tgk gambar ni. apeng dan magicnya. lihat kad² itu berterbangan dgn riangnya kerana kad² tersebut tidak selesa dipegang oleh apeng. benci~

and ouh yah, i met SHARONG the NEN-CHI girl. haha. yeah, she's cute and small. her head has the same size with buah LIMO. saya menegur dia dgn pkataan cibai. sebab.. sharong memang cibai haha.

this is sharong. she is a 'cibai'.

we met the BROCCOLI alien freak, Stansfield haha. jangan main² dia dah jadi star skrg heh. we took some pics with him and ABANG PUNK. that ABANG was nice to us. kalau aku tau aku tarik rambut die.
pastu FARID, NABILA, and SYAFIQ pergi ke kepsi utk makan. heh~. me and nabila ordered the uh.. aaa Colonel Chicken Rice (hmmm i wonder how come that dead colonel knows about chicken rice.. man that's scary) and syafiq grabbd Cheesy wedges.

me and stansfield.

nabila and her boyfriend.

syafiq malu² bila bgambar dgn bini dia.

abang punk yg steady dan baik lagi comel.

I was so mad cause.. Nabila membazir. she didn't finish her meal. haha. and syafiq pulak makan mcm diva. sekeping wedges dia amik masa 1 jam haha. then we went down to see apeng and his band. dem. their vocalist, KIKI was fucking awesome. that lady screamd like a banshee. i was like "i'm gonna fuck that girl one day muahahaha".

apeng bersama band nya, DALPHIEN

then we went up again. to kepsi (agaaaaaaaaain..) yeah and syafiq asked me "kul brape ko balik" jadi sy rasa sapik dh nak balek so i txtd my dad and nabila kept doing her JIWA KACAU face. mcm xpat balik lambat. hehe. pastu aku dan mereka lepak la kat kepsi. and we took some photos. and while we were bitching about starbucks and coffee beans and shades (haha as if) STANSFIELD appeard again. i was like "aaaaaaaa whut the fuck~" heh.

me with nabila. photo by Mohd. Syafiq bin SAPIAN.

my starwars-freak friend(we are starwars freaks) was bitchin' lol.

then guess what.? Noh, vokalis Hujan datang duduk kat meja sebelah dgn rakan² sepermainannya. Ouh come on, sapa xnak amik gambar dgn band yg dikatakan BAND PALING MALATUP kat malaysia kan.? kecuali Nabila dgn Sapik la. eksenn cdak ya, kata atieyrahh. heh sape² nk fuck HUJAN fuck la. jason suka HUJAN. maknanya HUJAN ok.. yeah.

lepak bersama Noh dari kumpulan HUJAN, penyebab hujan dan banjir di Kuching.

around 1830hrs

my parents tiba didalam cuaca hujan yg sekejap lebat sekejap tidak. aaaaaa wtf. Nabila and Sapik pun ikut sama. hehe. xla sunyi dlm keta. TIBA-TIBA, jalan kebanyakannya.... BANJIR.
xde jalan nk anta nabila balik. haha padan muke. i was thinking like (hehe why don't... she sleeps in ma house huh.? LOL) we were trapped. traffic jam. yeah. and sapik dgn music electronya *dum tak dum tak dum tak* heh. but we had fun in the car. lol.

yeah. these are the only photos i could get.

Jalan Patingan, area rumah Nabila

Jalan Patingan lagi..

Pandangan dari dalam Republic Gunship kami

wah ada Starfighter yang bergerak laju melepasi kami

p/s aku xguna DSLR so what ju expect. oklah aku dpt gamba mantap dgn digicam BENQ biasa kesayanganku kan.?

phew. pusing punya pusing akhirnya sampai ke rumah nabila. nasib baik rumah dia xbanjer sbb rumah dia tinggi skit dr yg lain (orang kaye) . rumah sebelah dia pulak dh jadi mcm kolam.
we(me and sapik) were lucky cause our area ain't affected. heh xkanla rumah jedi nak banjir kan.?
lol.

kul 2030hrs sampai rumah. and trus on monitor sbb and trus on9.

habis.

booom

2009-01-11T07:58:00.000-08:00

Hujan datang Kuching, Hari-hari hujan.

2009-01-10T19:47:00.000-08:00

band HUJAN.? siapa HUJAN.? HUJAN.? mana ada. panas terik je..

"Pagi Yang Terang, Kini Makin Gelap, Ku Mau Kau Tau, Aku Tak Sanggup Lagi Menunggumu, Menunggu Hujan Berhenti, Sebab Semua dah Pergi Meninggalkan Aku Sendiri.."

Band yg dikatakan paling meletop kat Malaysia, Hujan yg boleh kasi letop warong Tok Yunus dgn skali blow dgn vokalisnye, Noh yg ade rambut bagaikan helemt motosikal nk dtg kuching n perform kat Boulevard, sempena Battle Of The Bands (BOTB). Jason Yong merangkap kwnku akan jd guest artist heh. Apeng pon ada. hoho. heh Mentang² band Hujan nak mari, aku plak jd mangsa xdpt merayau sebab hujan xhabis² turun. dah brape hari dah. wa xingat. sbb wa pikiaq benda lain. heh. mlm ni kita potong rambut Noh dan smue mmbr² Hujan yah.?
haha.

bukan ribut petir, bukan banjir, tapi hujan.

ushar rambut dia. tahan hentakan. kalo naik moto xyah pakai helmet. kepale xkan pecah.

salam.

**best main-main dgn lirik lagu hujan and putar belitkan balek. haha.
**setakat ni alhamdulillah saya dan kwn² saya belom ada lg yg meletop atau hanco kerna Hujan.
**saya hensem kan.? haha. jk jk.

THE SPRING = BUDUH.?

2009-01-10T08:24:00.000-08:00

hello boyos.

we proceed with our 501st journal LOL. yeah. 501st. today's 501st journal is about "WAR" at The Spring, Kuching. i went to the spring aroun 2100hrs cause ma mom begged me.. suruh beli Kenny Roger's Roasters dan slogannya "Less fat.. Less salt.. Less calories.. More money~" dan kata2 manis seperti "At Kenny Roger's Roasters, we want you to be healthy". NO. potong healthy tu. suppose to be like this " At Kenny Roger's Roasters, we want your money". you know.? cause it's too expensive.

1st time pergi masa kecik dulu dgn family dkat subang parade. ada r Pegi kadang2. pastu khianat dgn kenny roger's roasters (KKR) dan berpihak kepada Mekdi dan Kepsi (McD and KFC). yeah.
sebab abang Roni Mat Dee dari Mekdi dan Colonel Rahim dari Kepsi sangat comel dan bergaya.
dah dah no more old shit.

back to my "homeland", kuching. there's ay KKR restaurant at The Spring and the other one at Boulevard. Dulu ada dekat Sarawak Plaza tp dh tutup. heh. mungkin sbb bapak ayam lebih laku dari ayam panggam kot.? who knows.? ntah. yeah i rmmbrd i came here (i'm referring to KKR at The Spring) with Azee and her brother, Taufiq aka Sminty aka Blozissa aka Gayboi aka Left 4 Dead kid aka Dota Freak. that was my first time pergi KKR di Kuching, yeah tepuk2. i didnt wanna say this last time but uh, i was really hungry that time but i have to stay coo man. lol. so they brought me to KKR, and we ate there(of course la lol) and i only had RM30 left haha. cause we watchd movie earlier. what was the title again.? yeah. GET SMART. 5 stars, bitches. the movie was good. fuckin funny. Dwayne Johnson aka The Rock (mr smell smell and cooking cooking) jd orang jahat. double agent heh. okay back to our KKR. the food, expensive (mustilah dh kedai barat) haha. but oklah. RM16.90 for quarter meal and... azee hari tu kita minum apa huh.? lupa. air pon mahal. but okayla standard price la kan.? tapi mcm biasalah makanan sikit. and i was dem hungry that time. STARVING like a zombie. grrrr. and a werewolf maybe.? ehehe.

WTF. sorry2 were supposd to talk about my "war" right.? haha. okay. pergi KKR kat the Spring 2100hrs and sampai rumah aroun 2300hrs. okay here's the question. WHY.? KKR got no chicken.? nolah. it took me only 10 minutes in KKR. but the big shit was, traffic jammed. wtf.? yeah. i saw a lot of CHINESE. myb cause CNY is just around the corner (xtaulah sedap corner ka mee jawa corner ka) jadi kereta pon banyak la kan.? the parking system at THe Spring ain't that good. so slow. jadi banyaklah dgr "perang hon" mcm irama muzik yang bergema~ why don't they just open the entrance so ppl can just use it as the exit and let the security guards take the cards right.? kalau dkat one utama baguih je. kalo jammed mcm ni musti smua dh ready and siap ckp "sorry2" lagi kat kita. tapi kalo skrg xtau la.

**pengajaran. jgn pergi The Spring bila Chinese New Year dah dekat okay.? haha. cibai semua.

** kali ni xde gamba. hp ttinggal dlm bilik. belk rumah ada 3 msg. from Nabila, Delvince and Catman. Catman berdakwah haha.

BEDTIME STORIES, NABILA, BING, JAGUNG.

2009-01-08T10:26:00.000-08:00

hey i'm back. ada orang suruh update blog ni. KMK UPDATE LAAAAAAAAA.
okay i went out with Nabila last tuesday (supriseduhh muthafuckas huh.?) gi matai la.

Tuesday, around 12.45pm.

boi: Hello, ktk dah siap.?
Nabila: Yeah, erm aa almost.
Handsome boi: okay, kmk akan smpai erm.. within 15 minutes.
Nabila: 15 minutes.? okay. aa wait.. 15 minutes.? okay okay

Mr. Handsome Boi tiba 45 minit kemudian hahaha. yeah. sorry baybeeehhhh~. My dad was busy that time. he had a meeting. so he "summoned" his staff to pick us up. Uncle Osman saved the day lol. He's my homie. when we arrived at Nabby's crib, i was suprised cause she didn't wear her NIKE sneakers, but a feminine-look shoe~ instead. haha. how funny. well she always look rich. Rich girl maa. heh. ada setan berbisik "habiskan duit dia farid~.." fuck no.

otw pergi STAR CINEPLEX, there's nothin interesting for y'all to know.

Tuesday, around 1.45pm
As soon as we arrivuhhh at Kuching's biggest "Kindergaten", i grumbled.

"kat ctok ktk mbak kmk.??" <------ yeah i can speak in swk.

well theyre renovating the place so yeah. you know. i don't like mess, dusts, noises LOL.
tanpa membuang masa kami terus terbang ke tingkat 9. yeah. movies..
we decideduhhh to watch BEDTIME STORIES, Adam Sandler baybehh~.. but if there's ay action-packed movie or horror shit i rather watch tem ngahaha.
come on, who wanna watch gore shit with a girl. anak mak lagi. ngaha

THERE YOU GO, BEDTIME STORIES.

okay ni lagi

mata dia besar gile babi. adam sandler cakap "what the fuck, i can feel pussy hair on ma head"

okay the movie was good, i like it. NO. WE LOVEDUHH MOVIE. red-colored horse(wtf), guinea pig with extra large eyes(wtf) the name was BUGSY, an old freak who hates germs.. over sgt.(wtf). heh yeah it's good man. really good ngahaha. if you're a guy, don't watch it with another guy. THAT'S GAY. that's why i didn't watch it with Taufiq (azee's brother). we might do some gayshit man haha.

okay the movie finishd around 4pm, nabila nak bawak pergi BING kabooom ni. tempat yang
seseorang. and mungkin jugak nabila.? suka pergi. SUKA PERGI okay.? wahaha. kami pergi sana naik Cab. (yeah i know, dia malas exersice). nabila pergi jumpa uncle taxi

Nabby: nak pergi bing.

Uncle Taxi: Maybank ka Public Bank.

hahaha. pastu xingat dah ape jadi haha. otw pergi bing, wtf this mofo (the cab driver) was speaking in mandarin. i'm lucky cause i understand some. but wtf man, there are two Malay in ur car (well me and nab r not 100% malay of course lol), you shud speak in Malay no matter who you talking to. dem it man. heh.

**forgot to ask nabila to take his photo.

IT's BING KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
okay, if ur going to BING, u must say KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM. Bazooka dah malatop. Ask Atieyrah, Nabila, n Syafiq. heh. aku xnak masok campo haha. okay skrg dh sampai BING KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOM. lol. first time in my life. wah wah nabila mmg dgn yakinnya trus bergerak ke kaunter(org slalu pergi maa) and we ordered Two caramel-bla-bla xingat, and lasagna(dem pizza xde, sapu lasagna jela). Nabila suruh order satu but i said no, make it two lol.

heh sambil makan² dgn lucahnya, kami chat. heh. xnak cakapla. lol. BING KABOOOOM such a nice place. ketenangan dirasai lol. patutla si "senjata api" suka pegi sini. heh.
bestfriend nabilaaa jugak. dgn atieyrah, dgn sapik, mia, jan cibai smua.

heh kalau si KABOOOOOOM suka amik pic sbelum n selepas makan (mengikut sumber la) aku amik SEMASA makan. haha. baru la real.

harley quinn and the joker.

nabila mengambil kesempatan ketika aku sedang tidur.

sumpah xnak tido lagi kat sini. ada hantu cilayan.

nak termuntah (org miskin.. xpernah makan tmpat org kaya lol)

IT'S RAINING. Now we really need tha umbrella, ella ella ey ey ey. nak kena balek gi parkson ni. adoilah. huhjan reda sikit lpas tu, kami terus TERJAH bak abe NAS AHMAD MELODI. aww.

abang sasa la rambut ketak~.

okay we crashd into parkson and jumpd to LG and bought some JAGUNG CORN for my mom.

yeaah.

then we wait outside lo. talking2 lo. and then my dad arrive lo. then we go back lo. cibai.

HEART the munky. xoxo.

THE END

hey kawan kawan and friends friends wtf.

2009-01-03T04:50:00.000-08:00

yeah.
nothin.
xda apa2 insiden seronok hari ni.
jadi tu je la.
ok ok bye.
wtf.

let's put a smile on that face awww~

2009-01-01T06:51:00.000-08:00

Let's begin with the world's darkening...

Hi y'all. I'm Farid i'm 18 goin 19, gayshit SDTM bla bla wtf who wants to hear such crap. Who.? You.? Me.? f u. gi mampos.

1ST OF JANUARY 2009 YEAH.

HAPPY NEW YEARS PEEPS!

wait a sec. OMG. OMFG.yeah ulang suara. OMG. OMFG WTF etc etc. teruskan. malan nk layan~ WEYH farid ade blog weh. Farid.? He's got ay blog beybeh. SUPRISE!!!

someone like me (joker's tone) ada blog. wake up farid wake up. whats wrong with you mofo.

yeah. ok ok fine with this shit.

untuk tatapan sekeluarga.

amaran keras ye.

this blog contains sensitive issues. heh. those who wanna proceed, yeah kamon kamon.

sape2 taknak.. erm.. blah je r.okay first day first blog so what do you expect.? me showing pictures of ME and ma FRIENDS holdin some starbucks cup with uh, "we love starbucks" "starbucks r us" captions.and other places too of course. COFFEE BEANSHIT and BING (butul eh nabila wakakakaka)

ouh kamon. i'm proud to be ay malaysian yaww.NALING SATAY mari. SEMARIANG FOOD COURT mari. KEDAI MAMAK mari. xnak la show off tnjuk kaye awal bulan minum tmpat mahal2 pastu ada CAM-WHORING session dlm kedai mcm org gile. comel sgt la tu.? heh y'all SDTM** heh. adoilah~

--- ouh yes! forgot LIAO. i'm a STARWARS FREAK. so this blog will be full of STAR WARS shit. my action figures and stuffs. (yeah it's time for me to show off too meng!!) and of course about ma friends, bestfriends, tissues, toothbrushes yeah bla bla. and pasal budak2 NEN-CHI gak. (haha sharon musti paham)

AND OF COURSE MY MEOWWWWWWWW lol

enough talkin crap. this is just ay effin intro so yeah. no shit no more.

awww~

oklah, wa nak berak jap. salaam. aww~!

**Sia Kian Seng tau apa SDTM

~MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU~~